People who definitely know how to make money out of FUCKING RETARDS.
Mobile games that are made nowadays suck, we all know that, and thats the reason why so devs make them to make easy cash of kids, kids, THE FUCKING KIDS!!!
Devs make these games look completely different than its on ad, the ads are just full of pornography, or robots playing them wrong, or there are unpaid and very bad actors, who are like : "I thought I would get through level 3 easily, but I was wrong" and shit.
Normal people who have brain could have pour bleach in their eyes, to wash the cancer off, but the kids are fucking stupid and download it cause its suppossed to have sex in it and the kids are low-life horny weebs
Its just easy cash for the devs, and it hurts to watch what have happened to mobile games,
Now lets remember the actually good mobile games that we used to play: Subways Surfers, Clumsy Ninja, Talking Tom games, Pou, Shadows Fight 2, Crossy Road, Geometry Dash, Candy Crush, Pokémon GO, Angry Birds games, Plant vs Zombies, Hill Climb Racing, Granny, Rider.
I miss those games and good devs
Mobile games that are made nowadays suck, we all know that, and thats the reason why so devs make them to make easy cash of kids, kids, THE FUCKING KIDS!!!
Devs make these games look completely different than its on ad, the ads are just full of pornography, or robots playing them wrong, or there are unpaid and very bad actors, who are like : "I thought I would get through level 3 easily, but I was wrong" and shit.
Normal people who have brain could have pour bleach in their eyes, to wash the cancer off, but the kids are fucking stupid and download it cause its suppossed to have sex in it and the kids are low-life horny weebs
Its just easy cash for the devs, and it hurts to watch what have happened to mobile games,
Now lets remember the actually good mobile games that we used to play: Subways Surfers, Clumsy Ninja, Talking Tom games, Pou, Shadows Fight 2, Crossy Road, Geometry Dash, Candy Crush, Pokémon GO, Angry Birds games, Plant vs Zombies, Hill Climb Racing, Granny, Rider.
I miss those games and good devs
Game dev 1: We are rivals, and we always will.
Game dev 2: I know we are, but I know what to do?
Game dev 1: What's your big idea?
Game dev 2: Dude, we are Mobile game devs, lets make together so shitty ass game and make biilions of horny kids.
Game dev 1: You son of a bitch, I'M IN!
Game dev 2: I know we are, but I know what to do?
Game dev 1: What's your big idea?
Game dev 2: Dude, we are Mobile game devs, lets make together so shitty ass game and make biilions of horny kids.
Game dev 1: You son of a bitch, I'M IN!
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2021: "Look at my new Tesla Model S Plaid! It's the fastest money can buy for $130,000."
2024: "Noooo! You can't just be worth $60,000 after less than 3 years! That's like $23,000 a year to drive this depreciation-mobile!"
Elon: "Haha Tesla factory go brrrr"
Repo Man: "Haha tow truck go brrrr"
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Player 1: I’m gonna buy a gamepass in JToH! I finally have enough robux to buy something!
Player 2: alright! What will you get?
Player 1: Vertical Mobility
Player 2: fuck you
Player 2: alright! What will you get?
Player 1: Vertical Mobility
Player 2: fuck you
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Date: circa 2008
–noun
an unusually amazing, exclusive, rare or exotic automotive vehicle designed for transportation of passengers and establishing street cred for the driver - Similar to the Batmobile, but for ballas.
Date: circa 2008
–noun
an unusually amazing, exclusive, rare or exotic automotive vehicle designed for transportation of passengers and establishing street cred for the driver - Similar to the Batmobile, but for ballas.
"Damn! Did you see that CLK-DTM? Balla-mobile!!!"
All: Bugatti, Pagani, SSC, Ferrari, Lamborghini, Rolls-Royce, Bentley, Saleen, Koenigsegg, Maybach
Some: Porsche, Audi, MB, BMW, etc.
All: Bugatti, Pagani, SSC, Ferrari, Lamborghini, Rolls-Royce, Bentley, Saleen, Koenigsegg, Maybach
Some: Porsche, Audi, MB, BMW, etc.
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