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Mobil 1

From 2023 season onwards, Mobil 1 will partner Red Bull KTM Factory Racing MotoGP team as an official lubricant partner and supplier.
by SPrice1980 February 1, 2023
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mobile guardian

It’s a software used by some schools on a device we use for schools to block some websites deemed “destructive to learning” by said school. It also blocks things when there’s no internet connection for some reason, and when the students are at home. It’s actually kind of funny how it blocks websites that hardly have any distraction potential like webtoon(like it’s just webcomics bruh) and Naver(99% of people here don’t know how to speak Korean, what are they gonna do with a website containing Korean webcomics?) and WhatsApp web and discord (like what beef dy have with a messaging platform? Yk we can achieve the same outcome with Google chat right?) They also blocked the no internet game for some reason. But they do know what’s best for students after all, so they can definitely be trusted *cough cough cough* sorry I choked on my water and while writing this
Someone who wants to read webcomics: why did mobile guardian webtoon again?
Someone who uses Discord: I don’t know, they blocked 99% of social media as well. It cannot be rationally comprehended by “Low lifes” like us who apparently have no brain cells and no self control in the eyes of higher ups. But alas we yield and trust that they know what’s best for us, because they most likely do
by Idefinitelytrustmobileguardian December 28, 2022
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Death-Mobile

A Hearse/Batmobile hybrid.
This is one of many random words that is use for the occasion when ice-breaking is needed.
Silence.........

DEATH-MOBILE

Giggidy-Giggidy-Goo
by Carnegie Humbug October 21, 2008
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Call Of Duty: Mobile

A game where if you get better at going against tryhards, the bots get better to. make sure your ammo is loaded and your HP is up because the bots WILL find you without even acknowledging you from across the map.
Example 1

Me- *waste a whole mag from the m16
Bot- Shoots the floor
Me- *Dies from a headshot.
Also me- WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
And also me- Welp. never tryhard in Call Of Duty: Mobile ever again
by SkyscrprzTV February 16, 2023
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fanny mobile

A woman that sleeps with many men in many places.
Mate that bird is a fucking fanny mobile

Much Love, Floss
by Floss_x August 9, 2016
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Barney mobile

An old, {plain}, {unattractive} {car}, {truck}, or any vehicle made before 2000.
Dude that barney mobile looks so ugly!
by jay gee March 1, 2020
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T-Mobiled

When T-Mobile tricks, or dupes, a Sprint customer
Person 1: I switched my SIM Card and now my service sucks.

Person 2: You’ve been T-Mobiled
by myurban June 1, 2022
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