Makes sick blends, either with a blender or by jamming out on a guitar. This wild animal may allude you for sometime and never seems to be in his natural habitat, but with the promise of food and tunes he always seems to make his way back to the jack cave
Jack: awwwww
by Deathbladerunner12 November 03, 2021

by Datboiiiiiiiiiii12345678999999 November 15, 2017

by Pussyslayer71727 June 19, 2025

Stupid bitch who can't do pushups and has no right telling people they have bad pushups dumb bitch thinks weights will reduce his height skinny little boy Jack deserves the ring dinger
by anonymous August 28, 2022

A wakey jack occurs when your female companion you sleep with, wakes you up by jacking you off. Can also be referred to as a jack wakey.
John: Dude, I feel so alive!
Larry: Why are you so cheerful...
John: My wife gave me a wakey jack which made me wide awake!
Larry: Why are you so cheerful...
John: My wife gave me a wakey jack which made me wide awake!
by Zephyr560 April 18, 2014

by v1ce March 04, 2022
