jack podbury

a boy that sits on the toilet and sees ghosts left right and centre. He normally likes bullying little dwarfs and has fun playing fortnite all the time. He is the goat at soccer because everytime he goes to take a pen it always goes top bins. Marcus is not better than jack at soccer cos jack is just a absolute demon. Jack usually likes to spend his time abusing 12 yr olds on fortnite and likes shagging his motorbike every second hour. Jack genuinely loves his pool he sleeps in it, drinks in it, shits in it sucks it off and sometimes plays in it with other people. Jack loves lockdown and when he is in lockdown he loves to play fortnite on his poo poo wifi. Someone make a go fund me page for this man to get better wifi.

Jack podbury loves fortnite
Jack podbury loves his quad bike
If you see jack say hello but be careful he might bite

by jack podbury August 21, 2021

Jack-off-lantern

The act of finding a jack-o-lantern, and fucking it. Typically done by 14-18 year old horny boys during the halloween season.

This term also applies to privately owned pumpkins that also get fucked.

Jesus fuck dude, this is how low you'd go? Doing the jack-off-lantern? Just do the pringles can thing, you sick fuck. Kids are watching.

by BrowntonioBrown July 6, 2023

dropped the jack

to make an outing or social gathering much less enjoyable due to neglecting important details

bobby forgot to make reservations for the party, now we have to hang at my stupid apartment. he really dropped the jack on this one

by dr_awkward_17 December 1, 2010

Jack sur

From the word "on" in French, jack sur means to abstain from masturbation, sex, and everything else pertaining to any type of sexual pleasure where the penis or vagina are touched. (You can have other types of sex and still be jack suring.)

This word is the opposite of jack off. It can also be used as a noun meaning a person who practices jack sur.

Person 1: "I'm going to be jack suring during NNN. I will win it."
Person 2: "Yeah, you've always been a determined jack sur."

by WordlessSpeaker October 28, 2021

jack woods

A taller version of jack Widman

Jack woods is a very tall wood

by YeetBomber101 May 29, 2019

Jack

A round plump guy with a buzz cut who has a mushroom shaped head and pulls no bitches besides in 2nd grade. He doesn’t hop off his bike and wheelies around town. He is hard stuck elite in Fortnite, and unranked in siege.

Snoop #1 “Snoop have you heard of Jacks wheelies?”
Snoop #2 “Oh yeah that’s the guy who’s hard stuck elite, right?”

by Marqueefer February 22, 2024

Jack Shaw

Someone who tries to make a living off of a meme page however it doesn’t work out and ends up looking like a mong. Also loves a good ol lie here and there.

My dad beat up a bunch of hackers. Which is a lump of bullshit. What a jack shaw

by Unkn0wn Spec1men October 30, 2017