When two penises smash head on so hard that they collapse from the shaft down
Them boys dun' did a Southwestern Train Wreck. Now they've dun' got themselves de-railed!
by Doabarreroll February 21, 2014
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When someone places themselves upon a railroad track and then takes it in the ass, and as the train hits said person, they clench and take the ass fucker for a ride.
"Yo were doing an angry train wreck and John clenched and took my ass for a ride!"
by Jimblo February 16, 2008
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A vulgar sense of fashion with loud lashings of ostentation that confounds understanding.
She was a Halloween Train-Wreck at last year's charity gala.
by thyroid2k November 19, 2009
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The Great Northern Train Wreck or GNTW is an explicit sex move involving five males and two females. The steps to performing the GNTW are as follows:
1) Male #1 sits on chair.
2) Female #1 rides Male #1 facing away from him.
3) Male #2 does a hand stand in front of Female #1.
4) Female #1 insert Male #2s penis into her mouth.
5) Female #2 stands behind Male #2 and feasts on his anus.
6) Male #3 lies on his back, between Female #2 legs and Male #2s arms.
7) Female #2 rides Male #3.
8) Male #4 stands directly behind Female #2 and rams her anus with his penis.
9) Male #5 puts his feet on Male #4s shoulders and hands on Male #1s shoulders. Arching over top of the rest of the party.
10) Female #2 gives a hand job to Male #5.

Note: Warnings must be given before loads are blown.
Hey Chris, Julian, Scott and Adam, lets Great Northern Train Wreck those two hoes!
by CJSA January 13, 2010
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What´s wrong with Miss Lohan? She seems to have a terrible death wish.

Must See Train Wreck!
by rperazag May 17, 2010
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The fascination that the American public has with the miserable lives of celebrities who, despite their wealth and fame destroy themselves with drugs and violence.
What´s wrong with Miss Lohan? She seems to have a terrible death wish.

Must See Train Wreck!
by rperazag May 19, 2010
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When you get gangbanged with the intent of deforming your vaginal and/or anal walls.
by SirShitsHimself October 27, 2017
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