Probably because I ate all those sandwiches

A go-to excuse for why you did something for no reason

Probably because I ate all those sandwiches should not be used when describing why you ate all those sandwiches. Do not include a time period that you ate all of those sandwiches

John: "Hey Chris, why'd you ask Marissa out? You don't even like black chicks."

Chris: "I don't know. It's probably because I ate all those sandwiches."

by ChrisTheCracker July 8, 2017

theoretical probability

theoretical probability of you getting pussy tonight is 0/10

wagwan the theoretical probability of your bbm pin of being good pussy is 10/10

by xd vap0ur February 8, 2019

Probable Cause Mobile

A vehicle with something wrong with it that could attract the attention of a cop and get you pulled over

New.. I can only have one - I'm driving a probable cause mobile and need to get that headlight fixed.

by caribbeanmotorboater August 16, 2016

probability wave

A. The thing used to described the possibility of a thing that has has or hasn't happened before you get to know whether it has in fact happened or not....maybe

B. Second worst Pokemon move ever

A. As you can see, there is a probability wave of the cat being alive and one of it being dead, and also one for any stage in between or any other possible state and also for the cat not existing, and also for there to be something entirely different in the box.

B. List of worst Pokemon moves
1. Splash
2. Probability wave (the Pokemon will wave at the other Pokemon....maybe.

by pigaloo November 10, 2012

No, probably not... But still!

Or maybe! That very well may (in fact) be the case.

Hym "No, probably not... But still! Which is why your kind need to be treated with and extreme and vigorous skepticism"

by Hym Iam January 18, 2024

probably Fortnite

a phrase you say for anything you want it’s really funny

someone asks you “how’s the weather” and then you can say “probably Fortnite”

by prollyfortnite1 April 29, 2023

probability

the chance that you are in love with a robot
and that you want to marry a robot and have baby robots together
we will take___oveR__soon_eRoRR_erORr

The probability is too big. The metal, the bolts, ahhhhhh.

by Miaach May 9, 2023