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Haitian Barista Coffee Special

The act of unconsensually serving your hairy balls that were dipped inside the urine and excrement filled toilet water to your despised roommate while he snores mouth wide open on the living room couch.
After running in to the bathroom to surrender myself to the Shit gods, I couldn’t stop but hearing the irritating sound of my cunt roommate sleeping on the couch. It was at this point I gazed between my thighs to realize it was time to finally deliver a Haitian Barista Coffee Special to my intrusive roommate.
by AlphaaErectus III June 6, 2022
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Haitian Music Industry Association

Haitian Music Industry Association, (HMIA) pronounced " Hm̩ /mY ā-uh" (H - huh, silent) – commonly referred (Association haïtienne de l'industrie musicale or Asosyasyon Endistri Mizik Ayisyen in Haitian-Créole - is an organization composed of Haitian musicians, vocalists. composers, producers and performers, headquartered in New York City.

Founded by René Guemps in 2022, with a primary focus on the performance and promotion of Haitian music in the US.
We excited to be the first Haitian Folkloric band to join the Haitian Music Industry Association, HMIA.
by Negre Marron Records August 11, 2022
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Upper Class Haitian

Girl 1: girl I done found me a Upper Class Haitian
Girl: ouu bitch you done snapped cuz they top tier
by IG:10f1.0nly1 March 11, 2022
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Haitian Meat Smuggler

This action describes an individual inserting raw beef into their anal cavity then proceeding to cut down sugar cane with their sexual partner
Wow Jeff and Linda are so freaky! Jeff told me they visited the butcher last week to do a sexy little Haitian Meat Smuggling. Apparently Linda loves being a Haitian Meat Smuggler.
by GWhammy69 May 31, 2021
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Haitian Gibberish

I would type it into Google translate but how the hell am I supposed to spell "HUHWAH FLU BLAMAUW! XI JINPING POOTINE!" Those ain't words dawg.
Hym "I'm pretty sure there was an ampersand somewhere in all that haitian gibberish... That cannot be a real language. I'm suing Haiti."
by Hym Iam August 22, 2024
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Haitian Humpback

The act of engaging in male-to-male sexual activity inside a car while using a condom is referred to as "Haitian Humpback." In many places, this action is only considered a true "Haitian Humpback" if it occurs in a car with non-tinted windows. However, this context may vary in the South Side of Chicago.
Person 1: "Hey, dude, did you hear that Titus and Nathan Lloyd did a Haitian Humpback down Main St.?"

Person 2: "No way! I always kinda knew Titus was gay but Nathan too!"
by Jimmy Tuesday December 25, 2024
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.9.The Thinking Man Statue Are Asian, Creole, Haitian Tyrannies Done By Individuals Through Sincerity.9.
.9.The Thinking Man Statue Are Asian, Creole, Haitian Tyrannies Done By Individuals Through Sincerity.9.
by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 17, 2025
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