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i have 500 plantisimals in my sweatpants 

a term used to define the divine itching of the groin
"Hey, Guess What?"
"what"
"i have 500 plantisimals in my sweatpants"
"You're pretty sick there, Chubs"
"hey Girl"
"hey"
"I have 500 plantisimals in my sweatpants"
*smack*
"but i do...."
"Hi, i have 500 plantisimals in my sweatpants"
"o"

National Grey SweatPants Day 

Hey did you hear National Grey Sweatpants day is tomorrow?

California sweatpants 

It is so hot today Oliver wore his California sweatpants

irish sweatpants

Sweat Pants that are cut off to make shorts

The Jorts of sweat pants.
Bobby Tool Bags wore his Irish sweatpants to the bar.

Earl Sweatpants

Earl Sweatshirts autistic little brother who was locked in the Chamber for his earlier years
Person 1: You hear Earl Sweatpants new album yet?
Person 2: What the fuck

Plaid sweatpants 

Someone who thinks they have a big weenier
Look at that guys nonexistent bulge! Oh… should’ve guessed, he’s wearing plaid sweatpants.
Plaid sweatpants by Candyapple September 3, 2022