i have 500 plantisimals in my sweatpants

a term used to define the divine itching of the groin

"Hey, Guess What?"
"what"
"i have 500 plantisimals in my sweatpants"
"You're pretty sick there, Chubs"
"hey Girl"
"hey"
"I have 500 plantisimals in my sweatpants"
*smack*
"but i do...."
"Hi, i have 500 plantisimals in my sweatpants"
"o"

by poopy mc shizerhead April 9, 2007

Earl Sweatpants

Earl Sweatshirts autistic little brother who was locked in the Chamber for his earlier years

Person 1: You hear Earl Sweatpants new album yet?
Person 2: What the fuck

by Donald Baudelaire January 20, 2022

sweatpants guy

a guy on a bus who wears sweatpants everyday. the guy usually has spanish heritage, glasses, and dyed hair. he's also the best guy ever. sweatpants guys try to seem cool to no one by doing minor things such as wearing only one strap of their backpacks. sweatpants guys may or may not be emo as well.

ren: sweatpants guy wasn't on the bus today!!!

bronk: oh no!!!

ren: i'm so sad!!!

by Spoopy eclipse December 21, 2021

Sweatpants day

It is sweatpants day!
Time to wear sweatpants

Mom: Why are you wearing sweatpants?
Kid: because it's the national sweatpants day!

by Froggy_101 March 7, 2021

wearing sweatpants out

It's normal you could wear it anywhere you see those tiktoks? Well there is nothing wrong.

Friend: YOOO YOU'RE WEARING SWEATPANTS OUT TO SCHOOL??

Me: yea?

by itz_noob December 20, 2022

Sweatpants stunna

A person that appears attractive despite wearing very casual clothing, such as sweatpants.

Look at that girl. She's so hot. Yet, she spends no time "getting ready'. She is a Sweatpants stunna.

by FabFatFreddy April 18, 2010

irish sweatpants

Sweat Pants that are cut off to make shorts

The Jorts of sweat pants.

Bobby Tool Bags wore his Irish sweatpants to the bar.

by Dusty Nuggets August 6, 2017