Ben Shapiro

A person who is often made fun of for his fast speaking which to some, sounds like "a squirrel-like high pitched bullet train voice"

however, though Ben Shapiro's voice may sound annoying, he thinks more logically than....certain people

Ben Shapiro sounds irritating to me, but I guess that doesn't automatically invalidate his beliefs.

by Cry Liberals August 7, 2023

Ben Shapiro

Know for his rp name jake mason, and ben shapiro. Caden has been apart of over 25 different mock governments and owned over 6 of his own. He has a small addiction to making propaganda. He has held president many times as well as governor. He pulls most the girls out of his friend group, and is somewhat of a yee yee boy. He became the first member of the elite republican part, a party with conservatives right wing beliefs.

Ben Shapiro is a great politician!

by benny boy jake September 5, 2021

Abigail Shapiro

A YouTuber and opera singer who discusses cultural issues from a conservative point of view.

Abigail Shapiro must be striking a nerve because the radical progressives and the Neo-Nazis are obsessed with hating her.

by Actual Patriot September 10, 2021

Ben Shapiro Curse

The anomaly that exists where Ben Shapiro has never voted for the winner of a presidential election.

Ben Shapiro just announced he voted Blank for president, i hope Blank doesnt fall to the Ben Shapiro Curse

by holy guacomole November 4, 2020

Jim 'The Hammer' Shapiro

Jim 'The Hammer' Shapiro is a Rochester, NY lawyer well known for his outrageous advertising. His tag line is "I may be an SOB, but I'm your SOB." In his advertisings he angrily smashed his fist into his open hand, making the motion of a hammer. He admits that while he "cannot rip the hearts out of those who hurt you. I cannot hand you their severed heads. But I can hunt them down and settle the score."

Shapiro no longer advertises in Rochester. The community found out that he lives in Florida and has not tried a case in NY, or even lived in NY, for over 10 years.

Shapiro was sanctioned with a $1.9 million verdict for legal malpractice for a case where he settled a case for $65,000 without ever meeting with the client whose injuries from a car crash exceeded that settlement.

For an example of some of Jim 'The Hammer' Shapiro's advertising Google him.

by Anti-Ambulance Chaser May 1, 2006

Gabbibo Epstein Shapiro

a french jew who is getting a bit soft
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a person you dislike

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by faze cum cum sauce June 30, 2023

Pulling a Ben Shapiro

Attempting to enter your partner bone dry, no lube. Drier than a desert.

How did your date go the other night, did you all get laid?

Yeah, but it DID NOT go well. This dude was pulling a Ben Shapiro. Feels like sandpaper down there.

by Professor Caitlin May 4, 2022