Super Straight September Is a Day to remember All of the super straight lives lost due to super straight oppression
by Menoblahckmesuperstraight March 06, 2021
A man who is only attracted to females who are born females, and those females are attracted to males who were also born male.
Guy 1: Hey do you like women who like trans men?
Guy 2: Hell to the fuck no, i’m super super straight
Guy 2: Hell to the fuck no, i’m super super straight
by Otpurzid March 08, 2021
by Bexishere March 08, 2021
by CaptainCapNot March 09, 2021
code for “micropenis”. used between guys who want to know if their penis is normal even tho it is two inches. the more men that say it, the more people will feel that their atom dick is normalized !
kaiden: i have a really tiny cock, am 4 foot 7, and 16, have no personality, i think lil uzi is good, jah and juice are goats, i just don’t get tyler the creator, (i hate all gay people), and i have 9 toes.
jonny: ah yes a fellow super straight🟧⬛️ man.
jonny: ah yes a fellow super straight🟧⬛️ man.
by j.maya!!!! March 08, 2021
Formal Definition:
A biological Man (XY) who only has sexual interest in biological Females (XX) who are within the average BMI (Body Mass Index) 18.5 and 25.
Biological Man - a biological male who has an X and Y chromosome.
Biological Woman - a biological female who has two X chromosomes.
A biological Man (XY) who only has sexual interest in biological Females (XX) who are within the average BMI (Body Mass Index) 18.5 and 25.
Biological Man - a biological male who has an X and Y chromosome.
Biological Woman - a biological female who has two X chromosomes.
Markus: Hey man would you date that biological female?
Titus: Nah I'm Uber Super Straight, shes not a biological female with two X chromosomes between 18.5 and 25 on the international standard body mass index therefore I'm not attracted to her, just the way I was born I guess.
Markus: I respect the orientation you were born with. I hope one day you will find a biological female with two X chromosomes between 18.5 and 25 BMI so that you can one day have healthy children and live a peaceful family life.
Titus: Nah I'm Uber Super Straight, shes not a biological female with two X chromosomes between 18.5 and 25 on the international standard body mass index therefore I'm not attracted to her, just the way I was born I guess.
Markus: I respect the orientation you were born with. I hope one day you will find a biological female with two X chromosomes between 18.5 and 25 BMI so that you can one day have healthy children and live a peaceful family life.
by Titus Tiberius March 12, 2021
On March 9th every year it is international super straight day to celebrate men being attracted to woman that don’t have a penis.
by Sammohns8 March 09, 2021