weiner hag

Woman whom looks old but still loves weiner

Leave me alone your just being a weiner hag right now.

by VYPERSNYPER78 April 28, 2024

weiner

A sloppy spelling of wiener.

"The preferred spelling of "weiner" is W-I-E-N-E-R. Although E-I is an acceptable ethnic variant." - Martin Prince

by LoreSka April 2, 2020

Weiner

A badass that randomly gropes co-workers for no good reason.

Ian is such a /weiner/ he just gropped Kyles ass again.

by PorkSloshauge November 17, 2022

Pre-Weiner

The need/anticipation for penetration and/or the excitement to be "dicked down" by an appealing individual thats been leading you on all night.

"Giiiiiiiiirl! That dark chocolate man been giving me that pre-weiner all night. I can't wait to get back to his mom's house"

-Adverb- "This fuck boy been pre-weining me all night."

-Verb- "Hey dude, two tequilas, I'm about the pre-wein tf out this ho"

by Straight_wasteD June 27, 2023

Secondhand weinering

The act of touching your homies weiner and then proceed to preform fingerplay on a girl.

"jokes on you kelsey, I touched Ryans dick before fingering you. You just got a secondhand weinering."

by bbong67 January 18, 2022

weiner thump

When you tap your "package" on your girls forehead

"Oh baby it's weiner thump time, are you ready?"
"I could go for a good weiner thump right about now"

Will you please wiener thump me?

"I could go for a nice hard weiner thump right now"

by Jessethegreat June 15, 2015

toasted weiner

A person giving another person a blowjob by the camp fire.

Stephanie gave Jon a toasted weiner on their camping trip.

by Sbden12 May 20, 2023