weiner baby

A newly deflowered person who still has very little understanding about how to pleasure a weiner

Alisa just sucked her first dick, a brand new weiner baby is born.

by unheracross September 24, 2018

Weiner Shnoozin'

A nap following a delightful meal of hotdogs.

I can't make it right now..I just ate chili dogs for lunch and I have to take a Weiner Shnoozin'.

by chefguync June 12, 2019

Weiner man

A male that is very attracted to sausage shaped things, like a penis for example.

Josh: Dude whats your obsession with hot dogs?

Josh 2: Nothing much i'm just a Weiner man

by BigRussianBalls42069 October 6, 2021

slender weiner

A term used to define a condition affecting men who live in the Chicago area. The condition is common amongst people named Brad and is considered a long term condition.

Wow Brad sure has a Slender weiner!

Look at Brad go he is a real slender weiner.

by JDUB59 July 13, 2023

Weiner Count

The amount of hot dogs in a certain place at a certain time.

Man! The Weiner Count is through the roof!

by Weiner World February 23, 2021

Weiner weeper

Somebody who cries after receiving penis

That girl was a weiner weeper bro she sucked my dick then cried after.

by anonymous14 May 8, 2020

weiner thump

When you tap your "package" on your girls forehead

"Oh baby it's weiner thump time, are you ready?"
"I could go for a good weiner thump right about now"

Will you please wiener thump me?

"I could go for a nice hard weiner thump right now"

by Jessethegreat June 13, 2015