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weiner hog

In its simplest form, a hog of weiners. A selfish, promiscuous hussy who is always in search of her next lay. Sometimes laying 1 weiner immediately after the other, occasionally laying a second weiner before she’s done with the first, or even on rare occasion, hogging 2 weiners at one time. A floozy who doesn’t seem to care or notice when a weiner is already spoken for by another woman; she still seeks to hog all the weiners.
After Jenny’s breakup, she tried dating again, but Sheila, being a selfish weiner hog, had already laid all the decent weiners in town.

Kay finally felt like she met a good man, but then along came Lynn, the weiner hog, trying to slut her way into stealing Kay’s dude.
by Slutstopper January 15, 2024
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Pre-Weiner

The need/anticipation for penetration and/or the excitement to be "dicked down" by an appealing individual thats been leading you on all night.
"Giiiiiiiiirl! That dark chocolate man been giving me that pre-weiner all night. I can't wait to get back to his mom's house"

-Adverb- "This fuck boy been pre-weining me all night."

-Verb- "Hey dude, two tequilas, I'm about the pre-wein tf out this ho"
by Straight_wasteD June 27, 2023
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Weiner tension

A feeling amongst a a group of dudes in a back room that arises when an otherwise unprovocative statement is manipulated into being about wieners.
After Neil’s last joke the Weiner tension in the room was throbbing.
by Neil’sHairyWeiner September 22, 2023
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Weiner

A badass that randomly gropes co-workers for no good reason.
Ian is such a /weiner/ he just gropped Kyles ass again.
by PorkSloshauge November 17, 2022
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Toxic Weiner

A way to refer to a group of male exes.
Oh my exes, they're toxic weiners
by Dr. Delarney November 21, 2023
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weiner

"The preferred spelling of "weiner" is W-I-E-N-E-R. Although E-I is an acceptable ethnic variant." - Martin Prince
by LoreSka April 2, 2020
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Screaming weiner

When giving a bj , put hot sauce on the shaft and suck it off and spit it into the pee hole straight to the urethra
Man Nikki gave me a screaming weiner last night
by PicklePuncher March 28, 2025
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