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Screaming weiner

When sucking hot sauce off a penis you suck the hot sauce off and spit it back into the hole straight to the urethra
Man, Nikki was blowing last night and gave me a screaming weiner!
by PicklePuncher March 28, 2025
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Weiner Monday

Weiner Monday (noun) – Holiday

Pronunciation: /ˈwi .nɚ ˈmʌn.deɪ/

Definition: A revered holiday celebrated with the sacred consumption of hot dogs and White Claw Surge. Observed weekly (or whenever the vibes demand), Weiner Monday is a time of joy, indulgence, and community, honoring the noble combination of processed meats and high-ABV seltzers.

Traditions & Customs:

Grilling, boiling, or microwaving hot dogs (all methods accepted, no judgment).

Cracking open a White Claw Surge with reckless enthusiasm.

Debates over the best toppings (ketchup vs. mustard wars are common).

General merriment, bad decisions, and a possible need for recovery on Tuesday.
"I can't work late tonight—it's Weiner Monday, and the squad is already firing up the grill!"

"Last Weiner Monday got a little out of hand… I woke up covered in mustard with a half-eaten hot dog in my pocket."

"On the seventh day, we rest. But on Monday, we feast—happy Weiner Monday!"
by Kwaikkn March 28, 2025
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Weiner wash

“Dude where you going?”

Weiner wash brb”
by Panru January 15, 2019
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weiner gout

Gout of the penis making the member large and swollen. Every wife's whose husband has gouts dream.
Sandy to her boss: Fred had weiner gout all week it's been amazing!
by MarlinBohner June 9, 2018
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Adequate Weinering

When your SO gives that good good 10/10 meat stick
Cailey got some adequate weinering last night
by Adequate Weiner January 20, 2024
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weiner ass

Phrase often used by 14-16 year olds in Virginia Beach, VA to be funny/annoying.
by eastcoastskater March 15, 2016
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Sturdy Weiner

It is something you call someone that has made you angry. You say it when you feel someone has disrespected you or has ruined things for you.

-You can use it on practically anyone who has upset you.

--This phrase was created by my friend and I, in Biology class
Ex: *Someone bumps into you and doesn't apologize* You call them a "Sturdy Weiner!"
by Nazarena Ny'Kholle February 7, 2013
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