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Sad beige mom

A sad beige Mom is a woman (usually millennial) who does not let her kids have color, *for the sake of an aesthetic.* There are variations of the sad beige mom, there are sad white moms and grey moms too. Basically everything in their house from clothes to furniture and walls are shades of beige (or white and grey) simply because they like the look of it. The kids are literally experiencing sensory depravation in their own homes. All for the sake of someone’s house looking like a pintrest board.
Hey, did you know (name) was a Sad beige mom?

What the hell, I feel bad for her kids
by WildWildInterwebz May 2, 2024
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butter mom

A butter mom is a mom who allows all foods to fit in her kids diet and her own, the contrary would be an almond mom.
Kid: my mom made chocolate cake for desert yesterday!

Kid 2: You really have a butter mom, mine gave me half an almond...
by Pousletktez May 5, 2024
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Your Mom

This word is slang for reversing an insulative interaction with other people. Also known and written as " ur mom " in texting platforms. This also can refer to sexual aggression meanings , when they say Your Mom , they are usually trying to roast you , also , you can reverse this by "no u"
Dmitar : Are there any plans we shall commit on the following weekend ?

Mijo : Except doing your mom , no .

Konstantin : Please proceed to answer this question , what is your responsibility as a student ?
Rude Creature ( student ) : The same as your mom.
Konstantin : *pulls out musket*
by FormerStalingrad May 6, 2024
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Aggie Carpenter Mom

The only female to graduate the USDOL Carpenter Apprenticeship hosted by TAMU; evaluated as "being female she is a distraction to the male workers".

Employed 24 years at Texas A&M University, College Station, Texas 77845.

Terminated just before her 50th birthday for "work performance", 296 days after submitting a complaint of
discrimination with the EEOC.

Fee waiver approved STXCOURT, Alumni Judge failed to provide a court hearing. or the requested Jury trial, but denied the TXOAG Motion to Dismiss.
"Not too many women out there can say they submitted a pro se discrimination compliant all the way to SCOTUS, against Texas A&M

University, like Aggie Carpenter Mom & wind up referred to in Court documents as "Mr.O" following having been evaluated as "being female".
by ammeKO May 9, 2024
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yeagang's mom

A : I have a new girlfriend
B : yeagang's mom
by air_a.lin May 9, 2024
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Mom

is more than a fearless woman, she’s more than a superhero, shes more than a best friend, she IS your life…
I love my mom
oh my moms about to hit me with a shoe!
by Beatr1x May 21, 2024
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mom brown

The darkened skin between a woman’s thighs, usually on mothers.
Hey, have you see Jenny’s mom brown, it’s proper dark.
by DadBrown May 28, 2024
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