Your Mom

This very phrase is every middle school teacher's nightmare. Only desperate to be popular use this in their vocabulary.

Teacher- What is 9x12?
Middle schooler- YOUR MOM... hahaha

by pudding-yummy June 11, 2023

Mom

My Other Man

When you main man not acting right or he is broke or maybe you just plain out pimpin

EXAMPLE 1
him: hey where you at you location is off…??

you : Oh hey, i’m with my mom at the mall

him: oh okay be safe ily .

EXAMPLE 2
you: bae can you buy me this set from skims it’s 168.98 plus shipping?

him: nah i don’t got it, i don’t even got a job bae how you expect me to pay that??

you: ugh… that’s fine my mom said he’ll get it for me

him: “he’ll” ???

you: oh hehehe *she’ll

by aliyahafoninstaho June 13, 2023

your mom

your mom : is nut chopp at yo poppas manggoes onne elbow's schullalies battery assault pumping iron horse-maiden

your mom : is kinda cute
your mom : is my ex-teacher
your mom : is my ex-dad (what?)
your mom : is my sweet every teen in my age (what again?)
your mom : is my soul by my old bro says (why?)
your mom : is my soul too know why ? (Teen spirit Baby) $ WH@T?

by ChachaSaur2023 June 15, 2023

My Mom

Someone who shares a similar quality to a recently referenced object or has/is doing the same action

Muscle Man: You know who else is urbanly-defined? My mom!

by bandit4k June 18, 2023

ur mom

a mysterious entity that seems to have done everything and has literally every trait imaginable, avoid at all costs

ur mom is commonly seen:
-banging someone
-being obese
-having the big gay
-being hot
-disowning you
-literally anything else you can imagine

by WTWTWTWTWTWTWWTTWTWTWTWTWTTWTW June 21, 2023

Step mom

That person that was completely normal until it was someone's bright idea to bang their Step mom so they could post them doing it on the hub.

Jack: My step mom is so kind to me!
Harry: Yeah only cos you bang her.

by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 25, 2023

Pool Mom

Pool moms are moms at the pool, with or without their kids. You'll find them in the shallow end, perched on the side, or "graduated" to a lounge chair. They might be swim team moms, swim lesson moms, or free swim moms. Either way, they visit the pool to refill their cups and keep their kids engaged in a healthy activity. Swimming demands energy, and that means a better night of sleep and a happier child; what mother doesn't want that? Swimming is both a life skill and a lifelong skill, and once you know how, it opens countless possibilities for other sports, like surfing, sailing, and scuba diving. It's no wonder so many parents find themselves identifying with this role. Welcome to the club!

She's not like a regular mom, she's a pool mom.
I'm here to become a pool mom.

by tsp808 February 24, 2023