Mom

Gone

Damn my mom left me

by anonymous November 24, 2020

Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.

I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".

by anonymous December 21, 2023

UR MOM

Ur mom is a important part of every sentence.

Joe: Hey, what r u doing today?

Deez: UR MOM

by urmomisgoodsoup April 7, 2022

Ur mom

1. A slang word typically used to insult another person's mother.
2. The sexiest woman alive.

Guy 1: Hey, did you he fucked your mom last night?
Guy 2: My mom is dead.

by Dr. 2z November 7, 2021

Ur mom

The two words that are used when a nine year old gets salty

Fortnite nine year old: "Fortnite is best!!1!!111111!
Sensible Person:"No it aint"
Salty nine year old "Ur mom"

by Somedoodthatisbored May 20, 2020

dick mom

The only girl you f*cking/ the girl taking care of ya d*ck

Just here posting my dick mom

by 18gdup May 9, 2021

Ur mom gay

No u

Friend: ur mom gay
You: No u

by FUKYACHICKENSTRIPS April 11, 2019