Sweater Meat

Breasts, particularly big or glorious ones, especially in a sweater.

While bowling, I told Tom, wow look at the sweater meat on that bimbo. They bounce while she stands still. I’m putting lead in my pencil with no one to write to.

by JackDaddy6294 October 5, 2022

Fuck Me Sweater

- A sweater that screams "don’t you want to see what's underneath this?"
- A sweater that makes a persons body such an enigma that you want nothing more for them to take it off.
- A sweater that gives off a cute, nerdy, but still incredibly sexy vibe.
- Just because it's cold out doesn't meant you cant dress like a hoe.

Person 1: I'm from Florida. I don’t know how to dress cute when it's cold outside.
Person 2: Bitch, you need a fuck me sweater.

by itsgivingcvnt November 16, 2022

Bill Cosby Sweater

Bill Cosby sweater pre-trial Is act of eating an entire box of fruity pebbles, then vomiting it onto your partner's chest. But then there's a post-trial; Where she gotta be unconscious and you suck her toes afterward.

So I gave this b**** a Bill Cosby sweater.
You know cosby my guy So I had ta give her roofies first..

by Serpent in the desert March 6, 2024

catholic sweater

When a hairy man covers another person in something sticky, typically hot fudge or honey, presses themselves against their body, then pulls back leaving a layer of hair stuck to the other person. Said person now has a 'catholic sweater.'

Me and Anthony were doing food stuff in bed the other night and he accidentally gave me a catholic sweater.

by Unagamer December 14, 2023

Mongolian sweater

a term that describes a thick layer of vomit coating one’s voluminous chest hair

Eric woke up wearing a Mongolian sweater after binging on pizza and chasing it with tequila shots.

by Mrs. Mongolian Sweater July 6, 2018

striped sweater guy

extremely disgusting guy who wears striped sweaters to gym and your friend and her boyfriend insists that you date ( but your not ever going to bc your talking to someone)

go talk to your man striped sweater guy

by mattiefukswithno1 November 29, 2017

Man Sweater

The body hair of a human man that covers the torso so well it’s almost as if they have a sweater made of hair.

“He has a lot of body hair, a full on Man Sweater!”

“I have a Man Sweater underneath my coat!”

by Farting4Days May 6, 2020