when a man is sitting down on a couch and he farts but it doesnt go behind him it goes to the front and warms his balls like its wearing a freshly knit sweater
When sex is not a high priority and the idea of doing anything but the act is more interesting. This is a multi-use phrase. Having children definately brings on knit a sweater. Dating a prude or someone with no vision absolutely qualifies under knit a sweater. When men use this term it is crucial to understand that someone needs to put them out of their misery immediately. All fabulous people.. honey, knit away.
I think my best friend is going through the knit a sweater phase, because she was mad at me wanting to look sexy for my new boyfriend. The sweatsuit and frizzy hair were also tell-tale signs that I should have shut up talking, but I didn't, and she bit my head off.
When a woman has her vagina worn to the point where it appears to have folded inside out and has been left like this for some time. Giving it a dark appearance.
When Fenty drops a red sweater to the floor on a discord call while his friends are recording, exposing his clenched & rat-nest hemorrhoid-infected buttocks. After falling out with them, the photo is then used as a way to low-blow Fenty whenever he is in an argument.
"Fenty, don't play with me before I make you drop the sweater 6 feet under, so it can be a memory for your dead great-grandmother (I mean father) who got shot up in New York City while suckin' dick in the back seat in 1985, thinking she was Electra from the show Pose."