weiner watcher

The guy who stands next to you in the urinal and looks at your dong.

Keep you eyes on your own dick, you fucking weiner watcher.

by Onebigpapa July 16, 2014

weiner sexual

only attracted to Weiner witch is different from gay because u only like Weiner and not men

yeah paul i think im a weiner sexual paul says so u like dudes nah man just trynna have a weiner in my mouth no gay shit tho

by poop 10927 March 20, 2021

Sturdy Weiner

It is something you call someone that has made you angry. You say it when you feel someone has disrespected you or has ruined things for you.

-You can use it on practically anyone who has upset you.

--This phrase was created by my friend and I, in Biology class

Ex: *Someone bumps into you and doesn't apologize* You call them a "Sturdy Weiner!"

by Nazarena Ny'Kholle February 8, 2013

Weiner cookie

To nut in a girls face and rub you dick in circles in the the nit on her face

Weiner cookie To nut in a girls face and rub you dick in circles in the the nit on her face

by It’s your boy uhhhhhhhbb March 19, 2021

slap the weiner

Stroking the penis until it squirts

That dude is so sexy I wanna slap the weiner on my couch.

by #wherestroy February 3, 2018

pancake weiner

A weiner that is short. But also super wide. Synonym: Chode

Heidi: Dude I found out sam has a pancake weiner.
Judy: You cant hook up with that.

by Slampiece22 October 11, 2009

Weiner Slit

The part of a hot dog bun or girl where you put your weiner.

No matter how much extra sharp ginger brandy he's had to drink, my friend Tommy always finds the weiner slit.

by Illinois Dave June 26, 2016