Man Sweater

The body hair of a human man that covers the torso so well it’s almost as if they have a sweater made of hair.

“He has a lot of body hair, a full on Man Sweater!”

“I have a Man Sweater underneath my coat!”

by Farting4Days May 6, 2020

Bill Cosby Sweater

Bill Cosby sweater pre-trial Is act of eating an entire box of fruity pebbles, then vomiting it onto your partner's chest. But then there's a post-trial; Where she gotta be unconscious and you suck her toes afterward.

So I gave this b**** a Bill Cosby sweater.
You know cosby my guy So I had ta give her roofies first..

by Serpent in the desert March 6, 2024

Yeti Sweater

When you shave your pubes before sex and you leave the clippings in the sink. When you're done having sex you pull out and bust all over her tits and stomach. When she asks for a towel you go to the bathroom and grab a handful of pubes and come back and throw them on her and yell now that's a yeti Sweater.

Last night I totally gave my girl a yeti sweater and she jumped up and walked to the bathroom hunched over arms swinging.

by Thundermemes September 1, 2019

catholic sweater

When a hairy man covers another person in something sticky, typically hot fudge or honey, presses themselves against their body, then pulls back leaving a layer of hair stuck to the other person. Said person now has a 'catholic sweater.'

Me and Anthony were doing food stuff in bed the other night and he accidentally gave me a catholic sweater.

by Unagamer December 14, 2023

cum sweater

You know that one sweater you have that you just let you girlfriend soak and wipe up your cum after sexual intercourse. Just because you know your shitty aunt gave it to you that one time she ever gave you a gift for anything ever in 10 years. Yep

Oh shit don't touch that that's my cum sweater!

by Jahjahrastamonskeededweedlebop May 27, 2017

Sweater Turkeys

Slang term for a woman's breasts

I cant stop staring when she's running without a bra and them sweater turkeys are bouncing around.

by CleetorisW January 31, 2024

Drop the sweater

When Fenty drops a red sweater to the floor on a discord call while his friends are recording, exposing his clenched & rat-nest hemorrhoid-infected buttocks. After falling out with them, the photo is then used as a way to low-blow Fenty whenever he is in an argument.

"Fenty, don't play with me before I make you drop the sweater 6 feet under, so it can be a memory for your dead great-grandmother (I mean father) who got shot up in New York City while suckin' dick in the back seat in 1985, thinking she was Electra from the show Pose."

by janelleshanae November 1, 2022