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Declan Lie

A lie that is typically very absurd, but very obviously a lie.
He said he beat battle-toads on his first try, it's obviously a Declan lie.
by californiagirl33 December 7, 2016
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Erlend Lie

Crazy doctor, that likes sales too much. He also like to drive Saab, also called skabb. He drives really slow sometimes...... But he is good at sales
"Aeeeeh he lokes like Erlend Lie" "That old grandma is driving like Erlend Lie"
by My man Albert December 5, 2019
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classic lie

A lie that is common knowledge, something that no one would ever believe.
Montag: Yuxie. Did Firemen use to put out fires?

Yuxie: That's a classic lie. What's wrong Montag? Have you used your drops today? Your vitals have been off recently
by KnightofNerdom March 18, 2019
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.8.Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Steal = Journal.8.

.8.Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Steal = Journal.8.
.8.Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Steal = Journal.8.
by Adujasty343 July 14, 2025
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lie char slip nigga

A etremely good guy at blowing his own cock and has a huge nice ass to spank while your sucking his dick
Wow there lie char slip nigga!
by Jsjejdnane October 16, 2019
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Lie

An assertion that is believed to be false, typically used with the purpose of deceiving or misleading someone.
The Government lied about there being weapons of mass destruction in Iran
by Kendrick Glazer May 30, 2024
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Asians taking a lie detector test

POV:
ur asian taking a lie detector test
Son: "Hey dad, I took a lie detector test today."
Dad: "Oh ok, what score you get?"
Son: "Uh...it's a lie detector test, dad. There's no score, you either pass or fail."
Dad: "Okay, so did you pass or no?"
Son: "Well, you didn't want me to tell them how you raped my sister, right?"
Dad: "Shhh! Quiet! Someone could here you!"
Son: "Yeah, that's what I thought. Well, I lied about that, so you wouldn't get in trouble."
Dad: "Ok, good boy."
Son: "But the thing is... they detected that I had lied."
Dad: "WHAT??? FBI GUNNA SHOW UP AT DA FRONT DOR ANY MINUT NOW! STOOBID!"

Son: "No dad, they won't. I killed them all before they could call the cops."
Dad: *stares at son for a while* "Okay, good boy. You want some ice cream?"
Son: "Uh....Sure, but that's not all."
Dad: "Oh my god. What now, son? Hah?"
Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."
Dude 1: Did you hear about those asians taking a lie detector test?
Dude 2: Yeah, I haven't seen 'em since, do you know where they are?
Dude 1: No...
by PORGSSSS November 28, 2023
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