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think tank 

1)An organization that attempts to use creativity and higher levels of cognition to help to make the world a better place.
2)A place where neo-conservatives remove their brains and place them in a pot of boiling water. The results are then eaten just before the participants go on talk shows. Sometimes the hosts are even brought a small plate of the delicacy before the taping, to help them concentrate. Lou Dobbs is reportedly a big fan, while Bill O'Reilly does not partake. The hellfire burning in his belly is eternal, and does not need replenishment.
1)We formed a think tank to solve the problem of global warming, but thought it might be more fun to take our Escalades and Hummers out for a spin around the capitol building.
2)Before they prepared my frontal cortex for the think tank, the procedure was explained to me. They remove the areas of critical thinking, and leave only rage and the speech centers. I didn't mind, as these areas had atrophied years ago. Lip-smackin' good!
think tank by Pantaloon January 17, 2008

think and drink 

1) Actively thinking (e.g. doing homework) while enjoying an alcoholic beverage(s).

Most notably used in reference to "think and drink thursday"
Steve: Yo man its been a rough week, I dunno how I am gonna be able to get through all my homework tonight.
Randy: Not to worry steve, tonight is think and drink thursday. Ill pick up a case of the high life and we will get our shit done.

think aloud 

To speak one's thoughts audibly.
I was thinking aloud and that's why she knew what I was going to do when I get home. THINK ALOUD
think aloud by Kerry Johnsson September 25, 2016

think big 

Definition of think big
: to think about doing things that involve a lot of people, money, effort, etc. : to think about doing big things If we're going to start our own business, we should think big.
2-To be ambitious
3-Have plans for success on a large scale
If you ever might think, you must think big, you'll be thinking anyway
think big by Ahmed Haddi May 15, 2018

Think Work 

Psychological effort channeled into making a (seemingly) important life decision. Requires time and mental energy to weigh possible outcomes, best, and worst-case scenarios.
Friend 1: “Dude, I am interested in these two girls that I met. Which one should I choose? I’ve been looking at all possible outcomes and don’t know what to do.”

Friend 2: “You don’t need to do so much think work around this. Just let your experience with them be your guide for decision making.”
Think Work by Drewypoo March 20, 2019

Think Fast 

A saying that is a synomn for heads up or watch out. It is used to gain one attention.
I yelled think fast as the batter’s broken bat flew into the bleachers

Think of the children

The meaning of the phrase originaly was against child labor,until now where it got reduced to a logical fallacy
and a catchtphrase for entitled moms and dads everywhere
Karen says "Cancel adult swim,its too scary for my 2 year old Tommy!"

Darryl says "Think of the children!
Think of the children by JohnnyB.Emo September 3, 2021