Scope Seizure

What comes after scope creep. The complete disregard for the original project parameters agreed upon by everyone involved, including the person now causing the scope seizure, (know as the douche.)
Coworker 1: "What the Actual Fuck?! Revising the PowerPoint now includes redesigning the website and producing a video?! Dude, that is total scope seizure!"

Coworker 2: "Right?? The boss totally hosed us on this one. This wasn't what we talked about at all."

Douche: "It's going to be great, isn't it?"
by hawthornenube November 02, 2010
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Orgasmic Seizure

When a woman first gets oral and spazzes. Usually causes oozing from the vaginal area, cotton mouth, and severe body convulsions that may lead to uncontrollable bowel movments.
Holy shit last night Chelsea had an orgasmic seizure she queefed on my nose and shit on my face.
by Sebastian and Amanda May 18, 2006
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Seizure Salad

When one person has a seizure and starts a chain reaction. Suddenly, a whole bunch of people end up writhing on the floor together.
Person 1: Oh no! I'm having a seizure!
Person 2: Be carefull, you might start a seizure salad!
by Alexis and Brianna December 03, 2009
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Seizure

1.) Something that people have very often.

2.) A type of heart attack usually cause from mental disease or extreme laughing.

3.) When you go nuts and almost suicide.

4.) Some people\'s hobbies. Like Leo\'s.
Jake says: Look that DUDE he\\\'s having a seizure.
John says: Don\\\'t worry, that dude\\\'s seizure is his laughing.
Jake says: But look he died.
John says: Oh well, it happens...
by Jake April 26, 2005
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Seizure Pants

Pants usually bought at the store Hot Topic that have bright and distracting patterns or colours on them. Since the pants are so distracting and colourful, they tend to give people seizures. Most pants are neon-coloured and/or will have suspenders. When wearing seizure pants, people WILL look at you.
I bought a pair of seizure pants at Hot Topic yesterday and they have this insane checkerboard pattern on them.
by shelbyrocksfunky January 23, 2009
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Seizure fuck

When someone starts having a seizure and u fuck em while they flop like a fish
Megan ended up having a seizure when she deepthroated, so i turned her around and Seizure fucked her while she foamed out both ends.
by UnRedonculous June 02, 2011
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Keyboard Seizure

When an individual types gibberish on the keyboard when in a random mood.
Girl: "Hey, what's up?"
Boy: "vifbikbviuabfvkhnsm bvhbvhbfvbf"
Girl: "WTF?"
Boy: "Sorry, just had a keyboard seizure"
by Roxy13grl January 03, 2011
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