help

a ruthless beating of an absolute moron

Zach: Hey, I think that's the crackhead who fucked my stereo and stole my wife!

John: Let's go give him some help, heh heh.

Zach: Damn right ! That's exactly what that motherfucker needs.

by Dr. Gonzo March 7, 2004

Helpful

The act of assisting your partner getting his penis back in you after it fell out during sex.

My girlfriend was helpful last night after, my cock slipped out while she was riding me.

by Captian Unicorn May 5, 2003

Help

What one says when they need a beer.

Anyone need any help?
I need help.

by Floyd kid September 22, 2010

help

Screwing a girl to help her cope with being away from home

Don't tell him that I helped his girlfriend.

by Craig A. Pond January 5, 2005

Help

Its what your face needs

Guy 1: Why do you say I need help?
The Cool Guy (Joe Porter): Cus' your face needs help!
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!

by Mamma Joe not Joe Mamma October 13, 2020

Help

What I need.

Desperately.
SOMEONE PAY FOR MY THERAPY

Person 1: Are you okay?
Me: No. I need therapy. I need help.

Person 1: Oh. Fun! Let's carpool.

by Trissssssss April 13, 2021

Help

What Rene needs

Rene needs help

by ytfdoucare December 29, 2018