“I don’t mind Once I was 7 years old and I sat on a banana and of course that changed my life” 

One of the greatest quotes to ever come out of Jimmy Neutron.

Hugh once said: “I don’t mind Once I was 7 years old and I sat on a banana and of course that changed my life”
*earrape ymca music starts playing*

“I don’t mind Once I was 7 years old and I sat on a banana and of course that changed my life” by S/he’s just a friend January 14, 2022

Just because you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu

Meaning that if you already have a girlfriend/lover, doesn't mean that you can't check out other girls.

Guy #1: Hey look at those chicks over there!
Guy #2: Buddy, I already have a girlfriend.
Guy #1: Just because you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu.
Guy #2: I suppose you're right. *Gazes at girls for 5 minutes* Damn! This is like Baywatch!

Just because you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu by StKxTOXiCiTYx June 17, 2011

P.O.N.T.I.A.C 

Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac

Hey do you know what the C in P.O.N.T.I.A.C stands for?
It's a name that neither of the below seem to be able to spell correctly.

P.O.N.T.I.A.C by dongsing June 22, 2013

There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life 

The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.

Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*

There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life by discordmyiscord August 13, 2020

Z Y X W V U T S R Q P O N M L K J I H G H I G F E D C B A 

its literally the alphabet backwards

Z Y X W V U T S R Q P O N M L K J I H G H I G F E D C B A

Z Y X W V U T S R Q P O N M L K J I H G H I G F E D C B A by robloxismycity October 3, 2017

can't make a call on 

It's a way to say that I can't make a decision

I can't make a call on who is more hot.

can't make a call on by HannahOops May 18, 2017

This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card. 

when the screen saver cant run because it requires functionality that is not available on your graphics/video card.
this is usually because your graphics/video card is fucking terrible

Windows: This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.
Jimothy: oh no i cant run this screen saver when im away because my video card is from a SNES

This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card. by Stickboi__ March 8, 2023