1. A peice of cutlery or other such dining implement used to scoop food and sauces up. it can also be used for dessert.

2. To spoon someone is to cuddle up to them from behind (fully clothed) and hold them lovingly. contrary to popular belief, you cannot be a little spoon and still say you are spooning someone. only the big spoon can spoon.

3. As in "do you need a spoon?!" used to ask satirically if someone would like to use a spoon to get all the shit out of anothers arse more effectively. used when someone is being a kissarse
1.
T:Dinner bitch, pass the spoon!
BAG:i'm using the spoon!
T:don't make me mushroom slap you

2.
Ben was feeling pretty down, so i just lay there and sort of spooned him for a while.

3.
C: lets go to legoland
H: naaaah.
T: i agree, legoland sounds fun.
H: DO YOU NEED A SPOON?
by T.Dott February 4, 2009
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Dude... If you don't stop, I'll fucking spoon you to death.
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n. Slang for a glass pipe that has the same basic shape as a spoon. Like any other pipe, a spoon has the usual stem, in glass, that is connected to a quasi-deep, oval shaped bowl. These are the typical glass pipes one would find at a headshop.
Yo dude, get your spoon, it's time to blaze.
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A form of affection between a couple. Where the man lays front to back with the girl. They fit together like spoons.
Adam and Tay were spooning all night!
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An ambiguous sexual term that can mean to have sex, to cuddle (after sex), or to have sex in a specific position.
by Andio March 21, 2004
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Depending on who you are apparently, a romantic embrace that is void of sexual intercourse, or a position for sex. I dunno, they seem to be a little different.
we spooned last night!

geez, all we did was spoon last night...
by ajxthelesser June 21, 2005
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A horizontal hug where the friends/lovers lie back to chest, and fit into each others nooks. Like little spoons in a drawer.
My boy lies behind me and proceeds to wrap his arms around me, as I lie in front feeling fully content.
by Mel September 30, 2003
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