The act of stretching one's scrotum to form a 6 inch long "hammock", filling it with cereal and milk, and having your partner eat the cereal with a spoon.
"Sorry I used all of your Captain Crunch, but one thing led to another last night and I ended up getting a Scandinavian hammock."
by Cheebles July 7, 2013
During foreplay, lay with your legs crisscrossed with your girl's and drop a dump on her cooter. Flip the bitch around and start nailing her. After you bust, punch her in the back of the neck.
by PMa$e June 20, 2006
When you and your mate meet two scandinavian babes at a backpackers; you're obvs staying on bunk beds, enabling you to fling one girl up after coitus, while your mate flings the other girl down to you.
'That little Norwegian is a babe.'
'Yeah, and did you see her Danish friend?? Perfect opportunity for a Scandinavian shuffle.'
'Yeah, and did you see her Danish friend?? Perfect opportunity for a Scandinavian shuffle.'
by Jarvaliscious September 22, 2014
by JDF149 January 9, 2015
While having sex with a girl (preferably Scandinavian)pull out right before you cum, then put instant snow(just add water!) in her vagina. Finish up effectively giving her a Scandinavian Snowball
by Doug Clifton April 1, 2007
Means to get three guys who haven't showered or wiped in 3 weeks do lots of activity and have them wipe the balls and ass all over your face while at the same time have someone chew food and blow you at the same time
man my bf he wants me to do a a Scandinavian sandbag with him i asked what i could do and he said the bj food part i didn't think he was Sirius till i saw 3 guys with food outside his house
by jimmy kyle July 20, 2009