Do the Rubbish

An updated version of the classic phrase "take out the trash"

Danny, you're going to have to "do the rubbish" soon.

Do the Rubbish by anonymous May 15, 2006

really fucking rubbish 

A medical condition, this is where someone is unable to do simple tasks. This is a medical condition however, doctors usually tell sufferers of the disease to put their heads in a bucket of water and breathe in deeply, this always seems to do the trick.

Doctor; What's the matter with you?
Patient; I think I'm really fucking rubbish
Doctor; Oh dear, well take these lead weights and go deep sea diving with five attached to each of your feet.
Patient; Okay, thanks doctor

Jon; What's the matter with Gartside, he can't score
Jack; I think he may be really fucking rubbish, we may have to put him down
Jon; Oh okay then

really fucking rubbish by SiN- MATT TAYLOR BABY!!! July 30, 2008

Chum rubbish

Someone who is dick face ass nipple cunt sucking fag cock poo jabbing homo shit dick mother fucking penis head gouch licking boob doodle piece of shit scum.

One of the most offensive words ever.

Omg!!! he is such a chum rubbish.

Chum rubbish by chumrubbish April 18, 2010

Hard-Rubbish Scouting

Enjoying searching for awesome finds in hard-rubbish with a friend on a Sunday afternoon. At times may be depressing if a particularly awesome item is in disrepair or does not fit in vehicle.

Richelle: 'Do you think that awesome (insert piece of furniture whilst hard-rubbish scouting) will fit in your car?'
Danielle: 'Ugh! I can't believe someone would throw that out! It's amazing! It'll fit in the car no problems!'
Richelle: 'Roarsome!'

Hard-Rubbish Scouting by GeorgiaCatt November 4, 2009

Grade "A" Rubbish 

Something that is absolute rubbish

I feel grade "A" Rubbish

Grade "A" Rubbish by Gos February 25, 2004

Complete rubbish 

An emphasized version of rubbish. This could be one of several things:

- A statement that is, in fact, utter nonsense
- Garbage with all of its parts intact
- What people say on Twitter

You're talking complete rubbish.

99% of material published on Twitter
100% of material published on Wikipedia
0.0054% of material published on Urban Dictionary

Complete rubbish by YouLookLikeDarthVader August 27, 2009

Face like a bashed in rubbish tin lid 

To describe one whos facial formities are less than lets say, pleasingto look at. Not easy on ones eye.

Ugly as a hat full of arseholes

Craig: "Hey man what do you think of that Justine....?"
Shane: "Man no way! She has a face like a bashed in rubbish tin lid!"

Face like a bashed in rubbish tin lid by Shane Shane the Supra Man June 27, 2006