The Root Of All Evil 

A debate television show hosted by Lewis Black which is played on Comedy Central. It takes two topics, and has two low-brow washed up comedians (like Greg Geraldo) argue about which is the worse of the two. While Lewis Black is the supposed star of this series, for the first 20 minutes of the show (need I remind you it's a 30 minute show) he only makes appearances by grinning at obviously unfunny jokes and looking at the screen.

The series was launched off with a decent topic, "Beer vs. Weed". Just after that, the topics started getting stupider and stupider, such as "Kim Jong Il vs. Tila Tequila" or "Las Vegas vs. The Human Body". At this rate a new season will be extremely unlikely, and it's cancellation is imminent.

Person 1: Hey, are you gonna watch The Root Of All Evil tonight?"

Person 2: Nah, I think their idea of "George Bush vs. Bread" is too cliche.

The Root Of All Evil by Alex The Redeemer May 4, 2008

chug on the root 

to perform oral sex to a male vigorously

or a comeback to something you don't agree with

"yo babe why don't you pass me the popcorn"
"get it yourself"
"listen bitch why don't you chug on the root and get me my damn popcorn.. I love you"

"hey honey why don't we light a few candles tonight take a bath and you can chug on the root?"

chug on the root by suitanun October 17, 2009

the square root of 64

Used to tell someone they ATE!!!! by using a mathematical equation.

(Ate is a way of saying someone Slayed or girlbossed)

*someone on social media cresting incredible art, doing a cool stunt etc*
Comment 1: WHATS THE SQUARE ROOT OF 64?!
Replied comments: ATEEEEEE

the square root of 64 by simplysharks April 23, 2023

the square root of bugger all 

basically nothing at all, even less than bugger all

im sick to high buggerage of you sitting there doing the square root of bugger all while i do the housework

the square root of bugger all by gaw and loz April 18, 2008

robot-therapy 

for ageing people in Japan. The therapy is done with the help of a 'partner robot'..if you must ask..that's the future, that's Japan!

Japan:1 America& the West: zip,zilch,zero,nil,nish,nada,naught,nothing..buppkis!

robot-therapy by hytham_hammer July 20, 2008

Talking to the root 

Another way of saying blowjob.

Marsha can't come to the phone right now because she is busy "talking to the root".

Talking to the root by Unibomber June 11, 2004

what's the square root of this apartment? 

Rhetorical question asked by someone distinctly more cool than whomever is being asked in an attempt to point out his or her inherent corniness or dorkiness.

Is used primarily used by a black person to a white person but may be used by any hip person who wants to call out an uncool subordinate.

Originally used in a skit on Chappelle's Show.

"Hey you white guy from Canada, what's the square root of this apartment? (laughs to self)."

what's the square root of this apartment? by Mos before Bros April 24, 2007