The imaginary squadron of law enforcement officials that suddenly seems to appear only when under the influence of drugs or alcohol, most typically cannabis.
"Slow down and put that piece away! There's a cop right behind us!"
"Shut up, man. That's just the paranoia police."
"Shut up, man. That's just the paranoia police."
by gflonu July 28, 2009
The exact amount by which a stoned person overtips their food delivery professional in the tacit hope that the professional will keep mum about said stonedness.
by Oilystool August 11, 2005
Often occurs when you have smoked some chronic. feelings of anxiety and paranoia are often felt when traveling on
a full bus. many thoughts run through your head and it is not uncommon to think everyone is thinking stuff about you.
a full bus. many thoughts run through your head and it is not uncommon to think everyone is thinking stuff about you.
o man i im so stoned,i need to get off this packed bus before i go crazy, wats that guy looking at do i look high...... hence the term bus paranoia.
by msb wolves August 29, 2010
Pee Paranoia (n): That feeling you get when you are in a public bathroom, and you think that everyone is listening to you pee. This makes you very uncomfortable, so you try to make as little noise as possible, but then you think that the other person is like "omg, why are they peeing so softly". This freaks you out even more, making you unable to pee any longer.
Signs/Symptoms of a Paranoid Pee-er person:
- inability to use public restrooms
- you hear short bursts of pee from the stall, and then rustling to cover up the sound.
Signs/Symptoms of a Paranoid Pee-er person:
- inability to use public restrooms
- you hear short bursts of pee from the stall, and then rustling to cover up the sound.
Girl #1: I need to use the bathroom, is their one around here?
Girl #2: Yeah, but it's a public restroom.
Girl #1: Why does that matter?
Girl #2: Of course it matters, I have pee paranoia.
Girl #2: Yeah, but it's a public restroom.
Girl #1: Why does that matter?
Girl #2: Of course it matters, I have pee paranoia.
by Giggly Wiggles February 24, 2009
Pertaining to theater employees. When an employee prematurely cleans the popcorn popper, then worries later on about running out of popcorn for the later showings of films and having to start up the popper, then clean it a second time at the end of the night.
Shawn: Whoa--what's wrong with Lauren?
Joel: She cleaned the popper and now thinks we'll have to start it to make more later and she doesn't want to clean it again.
Shawn: Sounds like a bad case of popcorn paranoia to me.
Lauren: OH GOD!!!
Joel: She cleaned the popper and now thinks we'll have to start it to make more later and she doesn't want to clean it again.
Shawn: Sounds like a bad case of popcorn paranoia to me.
Lauren: OH GOD!!!
by snack_bloke August 30, 2009
by Buns78 November 24, 2009
An excellent anime series on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim. This follows a group of people in modern day Tokyo who have all been attacked by a mysterious boy deemed Lil' Slugger. They all identify the boy as having golden rolloerblades and a golden baseball bat, bent at a 45 degree anlge (described on the show as "like a dog's leg"). All of these victims share the common trait of being under extreme pressure, trauma and stress at the time of their attack, and all of them have their problem temporally solved after they have been attacked. Each character has it's own sub-plot, and each character ties to the others due to the attacks of Lil Slugger. There are also two detectives working on solving the case. Paranoia Agent is a cerebral, vague and often confusing anime show, but if you take the time to understand the show's subtle plot clues, it is well worth it.
I used to stay up for Adult Swim to see InuYasha, Cowboy Bebop and Trigun.. but now I just want to see more of Paranoia Agent.
by Waqcku July 8, 2005