Hoop in the Sticks 

When you get an unexpected onion ring mixed in with your order of fries.

David went through BK drive through and was pleasantly surprised when he found a “hoop in the sticks”.

Hoop in the Sticks by Mustngsaliez February 4, 2020

hoop-d 

shitty car

ya hoop-d's a piece of shit

hoop-d by Griff July 1, 2004

Hoop Earrings

Can make even the whitest of white girls look gangsta

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I love girls that wear hoop earrings

Hoop Earrings by .PiCe.NuSSy. October 27, 2008

Hoop-rock 

An older type automobile that is rugged and beat up. This type of car is usually made out of steal and is similar to driving a tank.

You think you own the road because you drive a fly whip? I'll drive this Hoop-rock right through your convertible.

Hoop-rock by Deez718 February 16, 2009

hoop-d, hoopdie, hoopdy, HOOPTIE, hoop-t, hoopty, hooptee, etc 

Today it can be any car or vehicle used as personal transportation. But it was originally used to refer to classic 70's or 80's era large American cars (impalas, new yorkers, towne cars and so on...), usually found in the ghetto and in poor condition, that has been "pimped out" with garish paint, animal print interiors, wheels too large or too small and so on. They are often roomy, comfortable worn-out gas-guzzlers.

Man that hooptie ride is bitchin.

The tail pipe fell off my hooptie.

hoop-d, hoopdie, hoopdy, HOOPTIE, hoop-t, hoopty, hooptee, etc by fluxdelux August 11, 2004

hoop nuts 

Having sweaty, smelly balls or nuts because of a unbearably warm temperature. As if you were playing basketball or hooping for hours.

It was hot as hell in that house. I think I may have a case of hoop nuts.

hoop nuts by Ryan Swanson June 13, 2007

hoop dreams 

Ambition, fierce tenacious resolve; A willingness to go to any lengths and fight through any obstacles to obtain a goal; great focus.

"That kid has hoop dreams."

"Y'all can't f-- with my hoop dreams"

hoop dreams by M May 29, 2004