google (goo-gle) - \ˈgü-gəl\ - adj
1. Having or being of no use.
2. Having an expected value different from the quantity or parameter.
3. Tending to yield one outcome more frequently than others.
4. Exhibiting bias.
“Those search results are google.”
“She ignored the data, her report is google.”
“That is his art, so his opinion of it is a little google.”
The Judge donated to the defendant's campaign, so his ruling is probably google.”
by spreadinggoogle January 16, 2012
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when spit gets stuck in your throat and you can still talk. aka like a bubble
i have a google in my throat.
by Kelly the Killa August 26, 2008
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1)n. The greatest way to waste time if you find yourself in one of the following scenarios:

-you have no friends

-you have friends that you dont want

-your life sucks
2)n. A way to entertain yourself if you are bored. using Google for entertainment purposes works best when you search "google" or "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm"

3)n. A search engine that provides you with at least 5,000,000
results for your search term, and only 15% of these results will help you find/are what your looking for.

4)n. A waste of humanity.

5)n. An 85% INaccurate/useless search engine named for a number no human is willing to count to.

6)v. To use the above mentioned search engine
1. I just searched "google" on Google!

2.I don't know what a giraffe is. Let me google it.
by eric optimus prime cartman January 13, 2012
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greater than or equal to god
google ownz ask.com yahoo and windows live ass!!!
by hydraulicjj November 8, 2008
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the act of engaging in sexual intercourse with an exceptionally beautiful looking woman in which many people are trying to gain attention from. see bone,pork,plow
Yo, me and Shatoya totally googled last night.
Dude, I'd totally google that
Bro, I'll call you back, I'm googling a dime piece.
by T-Logg March 4, 2008
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1. (verb) The act of sexual intercourse
OR
2. (verb) To highly confuse, confound or amaze someone
(Perfect Tense: Googled)
1.a"Fwoar, Izzy, I'd Google Zac Braff any day!",
1.b"I would not Google her if you paid me, Shes RAW!"

2.a"You truly had me googled there Roy!"
2.b"Mme Hallam's explanation of how to to construct a reflexive verb in the imperfect tense had the class thoroughly Googled."
by Ja:) March 5, 2008
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