Someone who constantly posts things about themselves on their facebook page in hopes for responses, yet never responds to other's posts.
Mary: This sux, I have to move.
Amy: I'm sorry hope you find a great place.
Jeff: It will all work out for the best.
Joe: Let me know if I can be of any help.
Mary: Does not respond to these well-wishes or say thank you or anything at all on others pages until she posts pics of her new house. (and the cycle begins again)
Jeff: Wow! Mary is so face-glorious! It's all about her. She didn't respond to my post about losing my job or my wife having a stroke.
Amy: I'm sorry hope you find a great place.
Jeff: It will all work out for the best.
Joe: Let me know if I can be of any help.
Mary: Does not respond to these well-wishes or say thank you or anything at all on others pages until she posts pics of her new house. (and the cycle begins again)
Jeff: Wow! Mary is so face-glorious! It's all about her. She didn't respond to my post about losing my job or my wife having a stroke.
by overitall July 22, 2010
The glorious land of milk and honey is a Midwestern slang term originating in Leavenworth, KS that refers to sexual intercouse with a female individual. Referring to “Milk” as a mans little swimmers, and the “Honey” as the female vagina.
“Hey man how was last night with your girl?” “It was an outstanding evening, we ended in the glorious land of milk and honey.”
by JackMehoff10xaday July 1, 2021
I have a Glorious model 0
by GloriousModel0IsTheBest January 26, 2022
The Bird Brain "Glorious" rebellion was a attempted rebellion by the Bird Brain "Glorious" to create a better Bird Brain Empire. The leader of this rebellion, Toybvnn, thought it would be a great idea to rebel from their country because "it wasn't talked about anymore." She insulted the empire, calling them toxic & idiots, thinking they wouldn't care. The leader of the Bird Brain Empire, Sinister, found out about this rebellion and demanded them to stop, especially considering that they're trying to make fun of what Sinister created. They didn't listen to this warning, trying to attack. They never attacked but the Bird Brains attacked by sending a raid to these rebels. A few hours after this raid happened, the rebel leader officially surrendered, making a half-assed apology on the situation.
by estonian.empireballs June 18, 2023
A phrase, often expressed as a compound word, that is used to convey intense admiration, often times to the point of obsession, of another person. This term is often used by a person generally described disparagingly as a "simp", "meat rider", etc.
Girl: Ohhh mahh gawddd my glorious king Drake got the biggest d%*#!
Guy: Girl tf is wrong with you??? Get your mind right...
Guy: Girl tf is wrong with you??? Get your mind right...
by DaKine1 March 19, 2024
Marine 1: how much ammo you got left?
Marine 2: nah man I'm knee deep in zombie shit with no ammo.. glorious.
Marine 2: nah man I'm knee deep in zombie shit with no ammo.. glorious.
by 1 inch is just big enough October 27, 2022
Marine 1: how much ammo you got left?
Marine 2: nah man I'm knee deep in zombie shit with no ammo.. glorious.
Marine 2: nah man I'm knee deep in zombie shit with no ammo.. glorious.
by 1 inch is just big enough October 27, 2022