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Aw man Mohammed is so awesome in his use of emoticons I have emoticon jealousy!
or
My iphone 4 sucks, I need to upgrade to a iphone 5 to get cool emoticons.
Aw man Mohammed is so awesome in his use of emoticons I have emoticon jealousy!
or
My iphone 4 sucks, I need to upgrade to a iphone 5 to get cool emoticons.
by Pennyiswicked March 10, 2014
A textable image depicting slavery. More at the necessity for the a party to be utterly subservient to another, such as being a minimum/low-wage employee, minor child, student, or subjugated denizen. Should this relationship cease, the result is likely catastrophic to the future of the former party, with consequences including: (further) degradation (e.g. resorting to sex-work), unemployment, homelessness, starvation, and death.
The need for this hypothetical emoticon was articulated by comedian Byron Bowers
The need for this hypothetical emoticon was articulated by comedian Byron Bowers
(whilst texting) I got to get back to work my boss is coming (slavery emoticon)
(Facebook post) About to turn 26 so I better enroll for Obamacare (slavery emoticon)
(IM) My parents won't stop pushing me to fill out college applications (slavery emoticon)
(Facebook post) About to turn 26 so I better enroll for Obamacare (slavery emoticon)
(IM) My parents won't stop pushing me to fill out college applications (slavery emoticon)
by AnOra December 20, 2013
Emoticon culture exists as a replacement for body language and tone of voice which is not possible through the medium of electronic communication.
1. Using emoticons to express feelings, inflexion, tone of voice and context when using e-mail/SMS/MSN etc without which may lead the recipient to misconstrue the meaning of what is said or interpret a joke as a serious comment or point of view.
2. The fear of being misinterpreted when using electronic communication that compels you to use emoticons extensively.
3. In e-mail forums, the use of emoticons when making contentious statements and to minimise the backlash and pillory one might otherwise be subjected to for expressing your true opinion.
1. Using emoticons to express feelings, inflexion, tone of voice and context when using e-mail/SMS/MSN etc without which may lead the recipient to misconstrue the meaning of what is said or interpret a joke as a serious comment or point of view.
2. The fear of being misinterpreted when using electronic communication that compels you to use emoticons extensively.
3. In e-mail forums, the use of emoticons when making contentious statements and to minimise the backlash and pillory one might otherwise be subjected to for expressing your true opinion.
a: " >:O You complete c***. How can you possibly say that? :S "
b: " : ARRRGH! it woz meant 2 B a joke. I forgot to :P at the end of the sentence :( That's emoticon culture for you :/ "
Note: This is quite different from Emoticon Rape (eg: " LOL! :D :D That was so funny :D :D :D ")
Emoticon Culture is created by fear and peer pressure. A victim of Emoticon Culture could easily descend to the level of Emoticon Whore.
b: " : ARRRGH! it woz meant 2 B a joke. I forgot to :P at the end of the sentence :( That's emoticon culture for you :/ "
Note: This is quite different from Emoticon Rape (eg: " LOL! :D :D That was so funny :D :D :D ")
Emoticon Culture is created by fear and peer pressure. A victim of Emoticon Culture could easily descend to the level of Emoticon Whore.
by NIDRY July 10, 2008
When someone attaches the opposite emoticon to a sentence when they truly have the opposite emotion. For instance, attaching a smiley face to a sentence when one is totally pissed off.
You are the greatest :) (When I am actually thinking you are a total dumb ass. You have just been emoticon jobbed
by knockgav May 16, 2011
"It's kinda difficult to read what anyone says with poorly chosen emoticons."
"*A small list of giant icons and poorly made gifs follow*"
"Exactly!"
"*A small list of giant icons and poorly made gifs follow*"
"Exactly!"
by Thegreatnick August 13, 2005
An emoticon that expresses the way anonymous users can make you feel great and next drag you to the pits of Hell.
by tvdBULLET March 5, 2015
An annoying face that comes up when ever you try to do a smily face on facebook. Their fucking annoying, sometimes you want a smiley face to be a smiley face or a happy face to be a happy face. But no an accual face comes up. Yes their are ways that you can prevent this annoying little fuck to come up, but we should't have to figure out ways to stop them from coming. So this is to you emoticon, go fuck yourself.
by Theyeeeman October 14, 2010