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The Drudged Up Report 

False data. Made up tales from a phony internet news site that laughingly passes for true journalism. A spurious document created by a far right lunatic. Any news spin that is believed by dumb Fox News Fans
Hannity's news piece was a joke. His source was the Drudged Up Report. We all know that Matt Drudge is a puppet of GW Bush and a star Fox News Bushtard.
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Dragged You Out Of The Closet

(Adj.)
-To Out someone because of something that you did or said.
John - "Look Bill...I know you tell everyone you're straight...but I know better..."
*John inches his fingers up Bill's theighs to his crotch.

Bill- "It's true John...I'm gayer than gay!!!!"

John - "OH MY GOD. I JUST Dragged you out of the closet, DIDN'T I?"
When someone recognises your rue identity from reading one or several posts posted under a nickname/fake name.

verb (used without object): dugged, dugg'd

noun: duggur

ORIGIN Middle English: probably of Scandinavian origin; compare with Icelandic Dýgíárur; obscurely related to Dutch Dug and German Duggermansherlock .
As a Verb: "Godammit, Michael totally dugged me on reddit, now i have to delete all my GW posts..."

As a noun: "Michael is a damn duggur, he never forgets an old nickname."
dugged by Turbolego September 9, 2014

look what the cat dragged in 

An implication that someone is looking haggard, disheveled, and weather beaten...in very bad shape.
"Honey, don't I look fabulous in this new dress?"
"Look what the cat dragged in."

Colder than a witches titty being dragged through the snow

the coldest thing known to man, or just something thats PRETTY damn cold
James: Hey Dana, this ice cream is fucking cold!

Dana: You mean it's colder than a witches titty being dragged through the snow!

Draggedy Andy 

To rub one's penis and scrotum all over a recipient’s face.
I swear that draggedy Andy massaged away my TMJ!
Draggedy Andy by King Nipples November 4, 2021

look what the tide dragged in 

Phrase used to describe a mild surprise. A tide will not conjure a magical appearance of an unfamiliar object. However it will occassionally wash ashore kelp, seaweed, dead jellyfish.
Your friend comes into the office late. You say, "Look what the tide dragged in"