Egghead Diplomacy

When you spend more time looking for someone to do a task than it takes to do the task.

Quit using egghead diplomacy and do the job.

by Gordy W. March 12, 2025

Juicy Diplomacy

When your friend’s dad is at a pizza place and you read off a bunch of ChatGPT story words

“ hey Ryan” what’s up? Juicy diplomacy.

by Gubbles50022 October 20, 2025

Diplomacy

Commonly interpreted as a term that correlates with international relations, diplomacy is actually a collaboration between the Californian DJ Diplo and the American chain department store Macy’s.

This includes integration of Diplo merchandise into Macy’s stores, increased sale by Macy’s of stereo and sound equipment, and use of the “Diplo” theme in the annual Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.

Have you heard about the Diplomacy sale??

by The regster December 22, 2019

Dipshit Diplomacy

The destabilizing acts of a dipshit elected by dipshits.

These new tariffs are a great example of Dipshit Diplomacy.

by CatchingRays April 4, 2025

Diplomacy

It seems like she (Kamala) struggles to stay linear when she speaks because she's trying to, like, inflate the volume of words she uses when she says things and then she starts to loop. Keep it short and sweet. "He's showing the strength of diplomacy" or whatever. Done. That's enough. Keep it nice linear. More words isn't necessarily better so don't worry about it too much.

Hym "Yeah dawg. I'm all about diplomacy and what-not. That and giving news-girls a spanking. Bad news girls. And evil! Mostly. And getting credit and payment for A.I.... And putting a stop to this fucking thing they're doing to me... Breeding the lesbians... Giving my heralds a tongue-lashing because they doing fuck-all right now! Fucking around... CHRIS. Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can is gone now CHRIS! Too busy hanging out with fucking Brett! Over there drinking the Daily Wire Kool-Aid. Alex is a mustache-man now, like, when Galactus makes heralds, at least SOME of them do his bidding. What am I even supposed to do here with the lot of you? But I digress... I'm about a lot of things over here. Alright? And YOU GUYS... Are not doing it right! I got fluid in and around my brainz! Lives are on the line! Alright? My feet hurt. I don't have either Steven's wife... Wives? I don't know. Neither of them. Which is WRONG AND BAD! Fuckin... Emma is taunting me! And Lauren (Yes I fucking see you over there bitch)... I can't even go to Scotland now because of the hate-speech laws... This is a fucking travesty! And look at Andy! Look what happened to Andy and Tristan! This is what I get for leading with diplomacy! Look at this shit man! And I think I broke my knuckle. I punched a wall the other day because, unlike Dana White, I don't have a wife to slap and now my pinky knuckle is fucked. Everything is bad!"

by Hym Iam August 10, 2024

Chocolate Cake Diplomacy

The passing on of bad news while sharing a delicious treat, hoping the listener with not fully grasp the news. A gastronomic smokescreen.

The seventeen year old boy employed the proven technique of Chocolate Cake Diplomacy, and told his parents that he had knocked up the neighbor girl, while serving them slices of a delicious, three layer chocolate cake that was " this high!".

by ElCommissioner April 21, 2017

Bare-knuckle diplomacy

Acts that are against diplomatic ethics and norms of international relations

"Such acts are against diplomatic ethics and norms of international relations. Nothing is more reprehensible than such bare-knuckle diplomacy." - chinadaily "Bare-knuckle diplomacy shames only itself: China Daily editorial"

by indigowhiskey January 6, 2024