cow 

1. A fat person

2. A spotted animal with a brain the size of a peanut.

Anna Nicole Smith, Rosie O'Donnel, Roseanne Barr, The fat kid in The Nutty Professor.

cow by Songstress21 March 28, 2004

Cow 

A term that coders use as inside slang for non techies. People who don't code or understand computers are called cows. There are also references to cow rights that wink the same concept. It seems to fit the idea of the wild west internet; cowboys, ranchers, lawmen and cows.

No cows were harmed in the making of this game.

Cow by Maraselah January 23, 2014

cow 

A hoofed mammal known widely for standing in fields and eating grass. it is also the subject of the myth of "cow tipping" and often used in many different ways for human and animal consumption.

The word 'cow' is said to be inheriently funny, and so cows are used in many jokes using animals. Gary Larson, author of The Far Side, is known for making countless comics featuring cows. Many people imitate the sounds of the cow to seem amusing or to fill in long, uncomfortable silences in conversations.

a: I saw a cow the other day.
b: haha
a: what? I really did.
b: oh.

cow by Zi October 3, 2004

Cow 

A girl who is so huge and bitchy, you just can't stand to be around her

That cow never loved you, Tom.

STFU you cow!

Cow is closely related to the cock.

Katie: I love you!
Mike: I'm not attracted to bovine!
Katie: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Cow by J-RIZZO December 28, 2007

cow 

A bloody bitch

Mate, shes a bloody cow.

cow by mugsrus January 3, 2011

Cow 

A physical being that grazes fields around the globe. Cows are supposedly invovled in Alien schemes to be their probes of investigating human life. The Aliens know that since cows are known for their stupidity no one will suspect them of being the video cameras of the Aliens.

The Cow was staring me down, so I pushed him over.

Cow by Ed Cap October 17, 2006

cow 

The staple diet of many.

I eat cow for breakfast lunch and dinner!

cow by Kyle August 27, 2004