walking cigar

A person who smells like smoke because of someone else's smoking habits. This condition is so bad that you can smell it from halfway across a school! The "walking cigar" is usually a fat person, which is why he is called the walking cigar and not the walking cigarette. He usually has no friends but still thinks he is cool. You will probably inhale some third degree smoke, so you'd better stay away from the walking cigar.

Guy 1: Eww can you smell that?!
Guy 2: Man, I think it's Jordan again, he's a walking cigar!

by *THAT* one guy March 13, 2014

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Have a Cigar

Telling someone to celebrate when revealing good news such as a new job, a new baby, etc.

Come on here, dear boy, have a cigar. You gonna go far and fly high

by JB920 January 1, 2022

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Mexican cigar

(n.) A large, cigar-shaped joint. Named for the fact that marijuana is a large Mexican export.

Man 1: Would you care for a Cuban cigar?
Man 2: I'll stick with my Mexican cigar, thanks.

by El_Señor September 6, 2010

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bum cigar

Turd formed when arse cheeks are so tight as to elongate it to resemble a cigar

by Anonymous May 5, 2003

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Cuban cigar

A safe for work term used when referring to your penis!

Hey guess what..I gave my wife that cuban cigar she was asking for yesterday! And she didn't wanna take it outta her mouth!

Or * man pat you look happy today?
Pat: yeah man gave my wife took her cuban cigar this morning and thorough enjoyed it*

by Hom2436 January 23, 2018

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