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Backwards Man Syndrome 

The name given to a mental condition effecting young adults who feel the inclination to put on clothes back to front (not inside out) and walk around backwards. They may also repeat verbal expressions such as “I’m the backwards man” and “can you walk back as fast as I can” during this behaviour.

The condition is concerning and may result in personal injury if it remains untreated.

The individual should be kept away from mirrors.

The condition is believed to be caused by extreme periods of idleness or boredom.
After two years of living as a hermit Terry was spotted shopping in ASDA with his Police uniform on back to front. He wasn’t aware at this stage that he was demonstrating key symptoms of the Backwards Man Syndrome.

Backwards Kanga 

Australian slang, given to the act of sitting on ones toilet backwards and defecating in such away that it smears down the side of the bowl and generally stays beyond the flush. When doing a backwards kanga, one tends to look like a kangaroo standing.
Trevor was at the party and did a really messy backwards kanga in Joe’s facility.
Backwards Kanga by !!!Pepper December 11, 2003

Backwards Bowtie 

When a man sticks his penis in between his partner's shoulder blades. It is a backwards titty f***.
My friend's Mom wanted me to backwards bowtie her. I did and it was fun.
Backwards Bowtie by Sugar Daddy K February 6, 2009

backwards jellyfish 

A backwards jellyfish is a very exotic sex position. It is when a man is laying on his back while a woman is also on hers on top of him bouncing up and down while her arms and legs are flopping up and down leaving it looking like a backwards jellyfish.
Me and makenzie did the backwards jellyfish last night and it was fucking amazing!

Lovely sexy sex position fuck fucking
backwards jellyfish by Fisher kitty November 24, 2013

Backwards Anal Butterfly 

A sex position where the male lays on his back with legs spread while the girl rides him with her butt as she would doing reverse cowgirl.
Haley: so... have you and your boyfriend done the deed?
Kayla: hell yeah. Me and Yann did the BEST backwards anal butterfly last night..

Backwards logic 

When an individual attempts to rationalize things that absolutely makes no sense whatsoever.
“WHY would you get married KNOWING that you’re STILL going to cheat on her?? Because you think that you can STILL get away with it?
That’s BACKWARDS LOGIC!!!