King Tord is so KING you can be. There is no other that is that king. He is like GOD! If King Tord walks in you better bow or maybe his wrath will be unleashed upon you. If you hang out with King Tord you gain so much status so that you can do anything except go against King Tord. King Tord's words are law! Someday he will be king of the world!
by BlyskovaPeterda March 15, 2018
Get the King Tordmug. by Biggest tord simp September 1, 2021
Get the Off1c1al...tordmug. TORD, meaning Turd But different. This is a turd like no other. Its as bad as walking in on you wife when shes cheating on you with your brother when shes naked and has peanut butter all over her while laying on top of a man with bread stapled to his nipples and another man above your brother that just pile drives him into you wife screaming peanut butter and jelly.
by MyNameIsE.D. September 20, 2022
Get the TORDmug.