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Going up the River Thames

Anal sex whilst the receiving partner is suffering a bout of diarrhoea.
Jonathan 'jay-kay' Kell Going up the river Thames
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A man has fallen into the river in lego city 

A man has fallen into the river in lego city start the new rescue helicopter

A Man Has Fallen into The River In LEGO City 

Build the new rescue helicopter, HEY! Build the helicopter, and off to the rescue! Prepare the lifeline, lower the Stretcher, And make the rescue. The new emergency collection from LEGO CIty
A Man Has Fallen Into The River In LEGO City, Build the new rescue helicopter, HEY!

a man has fallen into the river in LEGO City 

When a man has fallen into the river in LEGO City, it means somebody has trauma or PTSD of drowning.
Mostly used it people by the river
Guy 1: i have memories of a man has fallen into the river in LEGO City, its horrible man.
Guy 2: oh my....thats bad...
Guy 1: i cant get over it.

sending juice up the river 

1. Convicting O. J. Simpson.
2. Ejaculating inside someone.
This is lasting too long... I'm sending juice up the river!

swimming the river gia 

origin: a homage to both the river styx and America's most notoriously drugged out late-70s supermodel, Gia Carangi

definition: using IV drugs recreationally. also see slamming
"High? For fucks sake, she's been swimming the river gia since she met the needle"