The bestest friend you'll never have, because SHE'S ALREADY TAKEN!!! She's sweet, kind, caring,... allergic to strawberries... and b-e-a-UTIFUL!! All the football players love her, but she's not gonna let them fool with her cuz shes got class! She's afraid of getting jumped by a hobo, and her best friend is the awesomest person you'll ever meet!! (yeahh, even more awesome than herrr ;))
Tatiana:Oh my gosh! Do you see that hobo looking at us?!
Me: We're not gonna get jumped Tatiana, calm down :P
Me: We're not gonna get jumped Tatiana, calm down :P
by c--swizzle September 25, 2011
A boss ass bitch that only wears her hair in buns. A Tatiana usually only falls for light skin niggas with cartilage piercings. She is most likely a virgin Mary kinda bitch but she's just waiting for the august alsina look alike that can handle her mean ass. All in all she a hot ass bitch with golden pussy hairs.
by yass2018 November 15, 2014
Tatiana is usually a name for call girls, that you see in those cheap little magazines, next to newspapers stands. most of them are nothing more then Hollywood/Vegas/Atlantic City/Miami trash.
by brendababy June 20, 2007
my very annoying sister smh
she always takes my stuff
not all tatianas are like this
but my sister sure is
>:(
she always takes my stuff
not all tatianas are like this
but my sister sure is
>:(
me:*playing on my ps4*
tatiana: bam bam the controller is now mine ma'am
me:wtf i was playing
tatiana: idc
tatiana: bam bam the controller is now mine ma'am
me:wtf i was playing
tatiana: idc
by kekekekeke101 December 8, 2020
the cutest and most talented actress alive. in fact, she's the only actor alive. she is synonymous with playing every role possible, so how sure are we that she's not doing that this very second? how sure are you that your neighbor isn't tatiana? what about your teacher? parent? sibling? best friend? YOU?!
you: wow i really wish tatiana maslany were here.
tatiana: i heard my name..
you: hey tat, do you mind being me for a bit so i don't have to do jury duty?
tatiana: sure, dude! while i'm at it, i'll be everyone in the jury. and the judge. and the lawyers. and me being you.
tatiana: i heard my name..
you: hey tat, do you mind being me for a bit so i don't have to do jury duty?
tatiana: sure, dude! while i'm at it, i'll be everyone in the jury. and the judge. and the lawyers. and me being you.
by daryldixonaf September 19, 2015
A beautiful lady, a princess, a warrior, an angel and a Goddess. She has a warm heart from which loves flows to everyone that knows her. She is filled with such kindness and cares about the welfare of people she has not even met. She has a smile that brightens the room when she walks in. Her laugh is awesome. When she laughs you have to laugh with her. She is the most beautiful female on the whole planet. When I see her there is lightening, sparks, an explosion in my heart, butterflies in my stomach. She is everything to me. She is truly beautiful.
by Andy su novio July 22, 2018
The personification of talent. Can play 13 different characters at once and you forget they are all in fact played by the same person. Can probably play your mother. Can also probably play you better than you could play yourself.
I can't believe Tatiana Maslany is in this Orphan Black scene as four different characters. Am I Tatiana Maslany as well?
by Revannaly June 29, 2017