font hoarder

A person, typically a graphic designer, who has downloaded many fonts/typefaces from multiple sources (Dafont, Google Fonts, etc.). While some are used daily, most of these fonts haven’t been touched or used by the designer for weeks. Reasons include the letterforms being beautiful, gatekeeping it before they became popular/overused, and other personal reasons.

Because of 1000+ fonts installed on their computer, the font hoarder can’t decide whether they’ll use a display or a handwritten font.

by nervous_wreak3 October 27, 2022

font whore

Usually used in a chat room. The user will use a LARGE font as if to be seen more. Rather sad example of an Attention Whore.

Her font is so fucking large that I had to scroll up to read what was typed.

by l33t d1ck July 30, 2004

dirty fontes

When a man and woman engage in anal sex, and the man takes his penis and wipes it on the bridge of the woman's nose to form a shit unibrow.

Kyle came back with a girl from the party and gave her a dirty fontes.

by Bubbles Bedubble May 04, 2018

Savannah Font

A fake whore who you wanna stay away from. Clingy, annoying, childish and kinda fake. At first she’s fun to be around until you see her true form. She also has around 100 guys in her DM’s so fellas, don’t feel so special you aren’t the only one. She will talk shit about you even if you are her “best friend” so watch ur back. She’s pretty i guess but she tries really hard to be popular and not many like her around.

Person 1: Hey do you know savannah font ?
Person 2: ya, i don’t think many like her
everyone else: We really don’t

by anonymoussz856 May 14, 2019

Douche Font

A font that is in Old English font with a huge font size and is often bedazzled when on shirts.

Joe: "Did you see Jason's shirt?"
Geo: "Yeah, it was full of douche font."

by Walrus I Am January 08, 2010

Elly Font

A stuffed animal that looks like an Elephant.
Often used as a pillow and a boyfriend.
His trunk oddly resembles cock & balls.

"WOW, He was huge! Like a total Elly Font!"

"I don't need a man, 'Ive got Elly Font."

"I don't need a pillow, I've got Elly Font."

by CRose13 March 10, 2012

Fe Font

A yard fountain installed to provide a woman a place of relaxation from the world. Usually for those who don’t have space or can’t afford a she shed

Mona: Look here...my hubby just built my she shed !

Shelby: Well my yard isn’t big enough for one so I got a Fe Font instead!

by Bigdaddyslick October 01, 2019