"Analogous to tears, smegma is the compilation of secretions by ectopic sebaceous glands located in the prepuce, the seminal secretions of the Cowper's gland and the prostate, the mucin content of the secretions of the urethral glands, and the sloughed epithelial cells. It provides the necessary mucosal lubricant and moisturizer and is rich in sexual pheromones. The prepuce normally prevents detection of this phenomenally charged scent until the glans is exposed at the time erection takes place." - Robert S. Van Howe, MD
"Smegma is probably the most misunderstood, most unjustifiably maligned substance in nature. Smegma is clean, not dirty, and is beneficial and necessary. It moisturizes the glans and keeps it smooth, soft, and supple. Its antibacterial and antiviral properties keep the penis clean and healthy. All mammals produce smegma." - Thomas J. Ritter, MD
"Smegma is probably the most misunderstood, most unjustifiably maligned substance in nature. Smegma is clean, not dirty, and is beneficial and necessary. It moisturizes the glans and keeps it smooth, soft, and supple. Its antibacterial and antiviral properties keep the penis clean and healthy. All mammals produce smegma." - Thomas J. Ritter, MD
"Is smegma useful? Yes, certainly. It lubricates the cavity between the foreskin of the penis and the glans, thus allows smooth movement between them during intercourse ... Nature has ... provided a natural ointment, smegma, to ensure easy lubrication and protect this delicate region of the male genital organ. / To secure its even distribution, smegma is formed from the whole inner surface of the foreskin cavity ... Smegma production ... is concentrated in the cells of innumerable small prominences, minute microscopic protrusions of various shapes and sizes found on the inner surface of the foreskin cavity ... Sexual intercourse becomes a regular feature of life (in adulthood) and the function of smegma assumes its full value ... Freshly formed smegma ... is a wholesome lubricant--making for ease in erection and smoothness in sexual intercourse." - Joyce Wright, MD
by The Lactivist Intactivist January 23, 2007
a cheese like substance found commonly near the head of the penis when it is uncircumsized. Also found between leg and scrotum.
by MYK February 15, 2005
SMEGMA IS DIRTY! GET A CIRCUMCISION.
Smegma is greek for soap, and obviously, if it was really that bad, more people would know about it.
UM......I GO BYE NOW! BYE BYE!
Smegma is greek for soap, and obviously, if it was really that bad, more people would know about it.
UM......I GO BYE NOW! BYE BYE!
by you want to know who wrote this that badly? August 18, 2005
Smegmas is when you throw a frozen block of dick cheese at the back of someones head in an attempt to knock them unconscious. As they are falling unconscious you yell Merry Smegmas. And start singing a parody of a Christmas Song.
by SuperNova81 December 9, 2021
(Smeg' muh)
Any whitish, unknown substance found on the human body
Originally used to define the white cheesy junk on the genitals the morning after sex.
When stuck on a guys schlong when he pees can make the stream go in multiple directions, none of which go into the toilet.
Any whitish, unknown substance found on the human body
Originally used to define the white cheesy junk on the genitals the morning after sex.
When stuck on a guys schlong when he pees can make the stream go in multiple directions, none of which go into the toilet.
Tom: Whoa! Dude, you have smegma on your lip you fag!
Chris: you trippin' dawg, I just ate some vanilla ice cream.
Chris: you trippin' dawg, I just ate some vanilla ice cream.
by Angry Waiter March 6, 2007
The crusty residue that collects on the opening of a ketchup bottle when the cap is put on without wiping the tip of the bottle first.
"watch out for ketchup cop when she sees the smegma on the bottle, she will probably go gretchen on you."
by hoosier daddy July 11, 2006
The name of Dr. Colon's dwarf assistant in Charles Rodrigues' classic "Dr. Colon's Monster" serialized in the National Lampoon in the '70s. Smegma mistakenly stole the brain of a homosexual cadaver which was subsequently installed in the Frankenstein-like monster.
by Dr Dave July 10, 2006