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Guess the Orifice

A party game for a large group. Contestants are blindfolded and then stick their index finger through a hole in a wooden board. On the other side of the board is anything (preferably living) with an orifice. This can be human, animal, or anything with a distinct orifice. The winner must correctly identify the orifice source.
For even more excitement and great stakes, the winner gets to name one person who guessed incorrectly to clean the winners finger by using their mouth.
Trust your senses and let's play Guess the Orifice! Chief why don't you get us started!!
by Rico Suavemoose November 20, 2011
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Guess Who

Online free 'Guess Who' is a manipulitive plot to dictract while invaders from another planet stalk the shit outta u trash.
Freaky music and that fucktarded monicle guy, AND U TELL ME that THIS game is not for nutbags to figure us out.
Think about this before you let your little sibling play this telepathetic game EVER again.
Boy one: I was playing guess who when I started feeling this tingling sensation in my toes and thats, Jaimy, the day I lost my virginity.
Boy 2:RRRRREALLY
Boy 1:so really, that guy... or girl... or alien crap stuff... was real HAWT
Boy 2:RRRREALLY
Boy 1:SHUT UP GEORGE
Boy 2:my name MERDOK
Boy 1:GUESS WHO MY FUCKING STUPID ASS THEN
by Monicle Guy August 8, 2009
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guess what

when you use the sentence guess what the other person is not allowed to use what as a response they, have to guess in a timely manner or suffer dire consequences
guess what......
what.......
by guess what anynomous May 3, 2005
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Urban Guess

When you type in a word at urbandictionary.com because you think no one has made a definition for it but when you type it in a list of definitions come up
Tom: I think I'm going to to type in jellyrolledpants... yea no one has thought of that!
Chris:oh man you just made and Urban Guess
by JULYM June 29, 2008
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Sombra Guess

If a character goes invisible you guess where the character is gonna go
hmm a character got Sombra Guessed that sucks
by HeetYeet October 19, 2019
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guess what

you: guess what
me: chicken butt
by anxrew October 14, 2023
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going on guesses

A phrase that describes how some people who don’t know much just go around guessing the answers to everything in order to appear as if they know something.
Yeah, at one time I thought he was a master of trivia but then I realized he had only mastered the art of appearing confidently knowledgeable while he was actually going on guesses.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 27, 2023
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