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fuck the dog

to screw the pooch; to mess up
When you fuck up badly e.g fumbling a 10 or poorly hiding the dismembered remains of your teacher Mr. Finn when he asks you why you're late for the 3rd time this week
James: yo did you recharge the cart?
Kendrick Lamar: nah dog I totally forgot
James: dude you fucked the dog on that one
fuck the dog: to screw up
by irate_armadillo June 10, 2024
mugGet the fuck the dogmug.

That fucking bitch ass dog

This stupid ass fucking dog I’m sick of this niggas shit like deadass it pisses me off I want to fucking kill it I’m sick of it, life is not all sunshine and rainbows nigga fuck this stupid ass dog and fuck them grades too but even more fuck this stupid ass dog it can literally fucking kill itself I’m not joking it’s fucking smile pisses me off and I’m done with this shit bro like deadass
by Cameron wilson3939938363 April 29, 2024
mugGet the That fucking bitch ass dogmug.

That bitch ass fucking dog

This stupid ass fucking dog I’m sick of this niggas shit like deadass it pisses me off I want to fucking kill it I’m sick of it, life is not all sunshine and rainbows nigga fuck this stupid ass dog and fuck them grades too but even more fuck this stupid ass dog it can literally fucking kill itself I’m not joking it’s fucking smile pisses me off and I’m done with this shit bro like deadass
That bitch ass fucking dog, fr that stupid bitch ass fucking dog needs to die
by Cameron wilson3939938363 April 30, 2024
mugGet the That bitch ass fucking dogmug.

National fuck your dog day

On March 2nd you can fuck your own dog! legally!
Hey alec remember when you dreamed fucking your dog? Well now you can! On National fuck your dog day!
by AlecIsHot March 2, 2023
mugGet the National fuck your dog daymug.
rodeen fucks dogs
hey whos that guy and whats he doing doing

thats rodeen with glasses in fortnite with his dog and fucking his dog while he sleeps
by CheeseOkBettLmao May 20, 2022
mugGet the rodeen with glasses in fortnite with his dog and fucking his dog while he sleepsmug.

Fucking dog

When some cunt gets in ya fucking way like a brainless animal and ya get pissed at them fuck off.
by anonymous June 24, 2022
mugGet the Fucking dogmug.

fuck the dog

Make breakfast in Canada but using mostly syrup, poutine and eggs bought with only 5 Canadian pesos
Matt was tired from his sales job and partying all night so you decided to fuck the dog since he didn't have his wallet.
by Ethree6 April 22, 2022
mugGet the fuck the dogmug.

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