Fucking the dog

Jerking off into your coffee in the breakroom
So i walked in and saw a bunch of guys in the break room fucking the dog
by BeerWeedVape April 15, 2021
mugGet the Fucking the dogmug.

I Fucked The Dog

This phrase does not mean what it says... It is an easy and stealthy to mention to anyone that you had sex with the ugly guy/girl at the bar/club/restaurant . To people that aren't aware they may think its a joke , but your friends will!
Bro 1 : I was at the pub last night and when I got home, I fucked the dog.

Dude 1 : Wow dude thats funny but obviously you dont have sex with animals

Bro 2 : damn mate , why would u fuck her, dont u know theres much prettier women at the pub
by yeaokbuddy December 17, 2022
mugGet the I Fucked The Dogmug.

fuck the dog

when you screwed up, screwed up real bad. when everything has been fucked. the dog is the situation and boy have you fucked it. lord help you.
I fuck the dog during every lecture.
by ligmasugmafugma January 28, 2024
mugGet the fuck the dogmug.

fuck the dog

Make breakfast in Canada but using mostly syrup, poutine and eggs bought with only 5 Canadian pesos
Matt was tired from his sales job and partying all night so you decided to fuck the dog since he didn't have his wallet.
by Ethree6 April 22, 2022
mugGet the fuck the dogmug.

Fuck a dog day

On november 27th you can fuck a dog legally.

This is sattire, if you get offended go cry on twitter.
Person 1: Do you have a dog to fuck on Fuck a dog day?
Person 2: Please leave me alone.
by MotherSlayer21 November 25, 2021
mugGet the Fuck a dog daymug.

That fucking dog

This stupid ass fucking dog I’m sick of this niggas shit like deadass it pisses me off I want to fucking kill it I’m sick of it, life is not all sunshine and rainbows nigga fuck this stupid ass dog and fuck them grades too but even more fuck this stupid ass dog it can literally fucking kill itself I’m not joking it’s fucking smile pisses me off and I’m done with this shit bro like deadass
by Cameron wilson3939938363 April 29, 2024
mugGet the That fucking dogmug.
On March 2nd you can fuck your own dog! legally!
Hey alec remember when you dreamed fucking your dog? Well now you can! On National fuck your dog day!
by AlecIsHot March 02, 2023
mugGet the National fuck your dog daymug.