A Drug Dealer Starter Kit consists of the following:
A) 1 ounce of marijuana
B) 9 plastic sandwich baggies
C) 5-10 local potheads
D) 100 to 300 dollars depending on quality and inflation
Warnings:
A)Beware of self-smokage; Ration supplies
B)Never leave a bag open; it not only dries out the marijuana, but it also leaves it open to those pesky security issues.
A) 1 ounce of marijuana
B) 9 plastic sandwich baggies
C) 5-10 local potheads
D) 100 to 300 dollars depending on quality and inflation
Warnings:
A)Beware of self-smokage; Ration supplies
B)Never leave a bag open; it not only dries out the marijuana, but it also leaves it open to those pesky security issues.
Sorry Ralphey but the Drug Dealer Starter Kit is for ages 13 and up, you'll have to wait a couple years.
Ralphey: I'm already saving my allowance for it. (Grin)
Ralphey: I'm already saving my allowance for it. (Grin)
by Mikey T January 29, 2005
Similar to a booty call, in which someone calls another person just for sex. A drug dealer booty call is when a drug dealer calls you with the sole purpose of asking you to buy drugs.
My dude was tripping last night calling me and asking if I need drugs. Shit I'll call him when I need the good, I'm sick of his drug dealer booty calls.
by High Like Moon May 25, 2011
by elivvsargas October 29, 2019
cool cat 420: cant tell if I want my new year resolution to either be more of a hoe or less of one
cool cat 69: Honestly same. I don't know.
cool cat 420: same thing with my drug dealerness
cool cat 69: Honestly same. I don't know.
cool cat 420: same thing with my drug dealerness
by this bitch is fine December 28, 2018
by fuucckklyfe June 13, 2016
A glorified drug dealer is a pharmacist.
Person 1: “hey do you have any viagra??”
Person 2: “no but my moms a glorified drug dealer, I can hook you up with some”
Person 2: “no but my moms a glorified drug dealer, I can hook you up with some”
by ITakeBenadryl August 9, 2021