a.) Real music that you can actually understand, performed by artists who can actually sing and play instruments (not just shout obscenities and sometimes-rhyming slang backed by a drum machine or fragments of somebody else's record played off turntables). Music that condones patriotism and traditional American/family values instead of drive-by shootings, murders, drug usage, racism (i.e. hatred of white people) and general lawlessness.
This type of music is usually enjoyed by proud, honest, hard-working people who have chosen not to be a drain on society by living on welfare and/or spending most of their adult life in prison. You'll never see it on MTV because it's not trendy, thuggish or amoral (like everything else on MTV). Generally not enjoyed by baggy-clothed, backwards ballcap wearing, bling wearing fashion slave "sheeple" posers who feel an irrepressible need to try to impress everybody by acting and talking like something they're not.
b.) The kind of music you'd like your kids to listen to, as opposed to "Yo, yo, I got crunked up on chronic and a fo'ty and did a drive-by 187 on the PO-lice, then c-walked back to the criznizzle and slapped mah beee-yatch."
This type of music is usually enjoyed by proud, honest, hard-working people who have chosen not to be a drain on society by living on welfare and/or spending most of their adult life in prison. You'll never see it on MTV because it's not trendy, thuggish or amoral (like everything else on MTV). Generally not enjoyed by baggy-clothed, backwards ballcap wearing, bling wearing fashion slave "sheeple" posers who feel an irrepressible need to try to impress everybody by acting and talking like something they're not.
b.) The kind of music you'd like your kids to listen to, as opposed to "Yo, yo, I got crunked up on chronic and a fo'ty and did a drive-by 187 on the PO-lice, then c-walked back to the criznizzle and slapped mah beee-yatch."
Typical country music:
"My daddy served in the Army, he lost his right eye - but he flew a flag out in our yard until the day that he died. He wanted my brother, my mother, my sister and me to grow up and live happy in the land of the free."
"And I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free....and I won't forget the men who died to save that right for me. And I'd gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today - for there ain't no doubt I love this land.....God Bless the U.S.A."
"My daddy served in the Army, he lost his right eye - but he flew a flag out in our yard until the day that he died. He wanted my brother, my mother, my sister and me to grow up and live happy in the land of the free."
"And I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free....and I won't forget the men who died to save that right for me. And I'd gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today - for there ain't no doubt I love this land.....God Bless the U.S.A."
by Redneck & Proud June 15, 2006
“eh dude wanna listen to some country music”
“fuck yeah let’s go”
Or
“hey dude wanna listen to some country music”
“dude fuck no what the fuck is wrong with you”
“fuck yeah let’s go”
Or
“hey dude wanna listen to some country music”
“dude fuck no what the fuck is wrong with you”
by StariiStori July 7, 2021
Music that when it's played backwards (the only way anyone can stand listening to it), you get your dog, wife and job back.
by Anon135813 October 13, 2020
by ilovecheese May 2, 2005
worst fucking genre of music ever. if you listen to this, you 100% fuck your brothers and sisters lol
by nihhers February 13, 2022
Country Music, the Ass Cheese of Music, wishes it could be as great as Heavy Metal. Sadly this is one of the stupidest types of music.
by TheRussianTurkey April 24, 2018
The Best music in the history of forevor!!!
Is the only type of music that does not include screaming, talking(i don't know how people think rap is MUSIC) or nething unbearable. Has lyrics about things that REALLY matter!!!! And every person sounds different where in rapping every1 sounds the same cuz there just talking!!(kan't buhleave people get PAID to talk while music is being played!!)
Is the only type of music that does not include screaming, talking(i don't know how people think rap is MUSIC) or nething unbearable. Has lyrics about things that REALLY matter!!!! And every person sounds different where in rapping every1 sounds the same cuz there just talking!!(kan't buhleave people get PAID to talk while music is being played!!)
by cowluvr April 1, 2007