When you're having such a terrible time that you are one inconvenience away from losing your shit. When you expect onion rings and find out its calamari.
After the shit day I've had I am one calamari away from losing it.
by October 13, 2020
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Crispy Calamari

When we were out at Applebee’s, she gave me a crispy calamari.
by March 21, 2025
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The Calamari

When you and your partner press asshole to asshole and both push at the same time so they suction cup together.
Last night in the bath me and my lady did the calamari and she ripped out some of my butthole hair
by Cliffypoo June 21, 2017
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Marie Calamari

She succs leaving her throat hurting
Marie Calamari succs all day long-. . . thats it thats all I wanted to say and do she succs all the time backstage
by Oubaluige April 25, 2022
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Jewish calamari

Want some Jewish calamari?
by MorlochPrime March 26, 2022
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Urban Calamari

Used condoms one finds in parking lots and back alleys.
The used condoms in the puddle behind my favorite strip club looks like urban calamari with an opaque creamy filling.
by Urban Calamari December 21, 2019
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Forbidden Calamari

My doctor cut off my forbidden calamari last week and I’m still recovering.
by Chester the mole tester November 13, 2023
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