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calamari guy

Referring to a man whom is uncircumcised
Oh no here comes calamari guy
by Cloey money June 8, 2018
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Desert Calamari

Foreskins of circumcised people.

An excised foreskin has a “chewy” texture & ring shape to it. Ironically, in Jewish tradition, circumcision is mandated, however shellfish including squid are prohibited to be eaten as they are unclean. Circumcision has its roots in desert societies including the ancient hebrews, Egyptians & later on in Islam.
And so the mohel cut off his desert calamari!
by ThreeThreeOneThreeThree July 24, 2022
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calamari breakfast

when you love something so much you'd eat it for calamari breakfast
Wow, I love those boots! I'd eat them for calamari breakfast.
by feliciaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 17, 2017
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Calamary

A Squid that gets abused by people on discord
My friend walked into the bar and yelled out, "Calamary!"
by noturavgmom April 20, 2017
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Reverse calamari

Generous and intriguing , with a touch of spice
by Ben Percey July 7, 2022
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Urban Calamari

Used condoms one finds in parking lots and back alleys.
The used condoms in the puddle behind my favorite strip club looks like urban calamari with an opaque creamy filling.
by Urban Calamari December 21, 2019
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Forbidden Calamari

My doctor cut off my forbidden calamari last week and I’m still recovering.
by Chester the mole tester November 13, 2023
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