When you're having such a terrible time that you are one inconvenience away from losing your shit. When you expect onion rings and find out its calamari.
When you and your partner press asshole to asshole and both push at the same time so they suction cup together.
by Cliffypoo June 21, 2017
Marie Calamari succs all day long-. . . thats it thats all I wanted to say and do she succs all the time backstage
by Oubaluige April 25, 2022
The used condoms in the puddle behind my favorite strip club looks like urban calamari with an opaque creamy filling.
by Urban Calamari December 21, 2019
The circumcised foreskin
by Chester the mole tester November 13, 2023