Big Baby Balloons 

Grossly fat children or obesity.

Did you read Big Baby Balloons yet, it's a good read.

Big Baby Balloons by john21425 November 1, 2017

Jizz Balloons 

A special glass condom used when having hardcore homosexual anal intercourse with a goldfish. Usually used with gallons of anal lube. Also known as a Daughtrey.

Hey hand me a jizz balloon, just got a new goldfish and I'm feeling lucky!

Can you spare me a Daughtrey, I left my jizz balloons at home, and I won't get that damn goldfish pregnant again!

Jizz Balloons by ~Pimp Ninja~ October 19, 2010

Fun Balloons 

A Females body balloons that are fun to play with.

Brooks: Look at that biatch.
Wayne: Yeah, Shes got some nice fun Balloons.
Brooks: I'd like to flop one of those babys in my mouth.
Wayne: Bamm

Fun Balloons by Brooks July 19, 2004

donkey balloons

Donkey Balloons are basically an advanced form of badgers testicles. For a human example, take a look at marcus vears' chin. Hmmmm....

Holy s!*t dude, those are some mighty fine donkey balloons over there, check them out!

donkey balloons by ChickenFace95 January 19, 2009

fart balloons 

a balloon you inflated with your ass using flatulence

lets get this party started, just dont pop those balloons
there fart balloons

fart balloons by piss jerking March 8, 2017

Love balloons 

Balls, testicles

Ouch, quit stepping on my love balloons, bitch.

Love balloons by Truckerjimbo April 10, 2015

Awkward balloons 

This is when a person brings balloons for their freinds birthday to school, and other people start to telling them ”happy birthday” just because they are carrying balloons.

Patrick: happy birthday!
Wutaw: its not my birthday, these are for my friend.
(awkward pause)
Patrick: oh sorry I didn't know you were carrying awkward balloons.

Awkward balloons by Yoo657 December 26, 2011