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80's Gay 

Adjective.

1. Something that is unnecessarily complicated or an undue hassle that results in people having to do extra work because someone is an asshole.

2. Something that is deliberately perverse and against the established ways of society to be irritating and provoke a reaction.

3. Inadequate manliness.
"Nah, I can't come to the party, boss is making us strip down the dish washer again because we missed wiping off one bracket; it's fucking 80's gay."

"Don't ask Steven to come help move for pizza and beer again; he just prances around and tries to supervise since he's so 80's gay he can't lift like a man."
80's Gay by Old beer can June 17, 2022

80's guy/girl 

somebody who still wears heavy metal t-shirts, listens to Journey or REO Speedwagon, and has big hair
Hey, check out that guy! He's trapped in the 80's!

80's Pop 

80's pop is the music that will make you question a guy's sexuality when he listens to it.
What is love? - Haddaway
Wake Me Up - Wham!
Video Killed the Radio Star - The Buggles

Is that guy listening to 80's pop? Is he gay?
80's Pop by Andrew_F October 21, 2005

80's kid 

Being born between 1980 and December 31, 1989, at 10 p.m. or earlier.
Taylor is not an 80's kid because she was born on december 31, 1989, at 10:09 pm.
80's kid by Matt Camisycle July 2, 2006

80's Baby 

A person that was born to crack addicted parents, during the 80's.
Messy Marvmentions to be an 80's baby.

Friend1:Ay breh when were you born?
Friend2:Man im an 80's baby.
80's Baby by L1$$4 November 22, 2011

80's kids 

Anyone born after 1979 and before 1990.
Any person devoid of critical thinking skills, apt to have test rewritten so that their primitive minds can pass them.
You know it all those 80's kids fault, with out them America would be a more intelligent nation.
80's kids by vega December 13, 2003