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Ditchfinders 

Vehicle tires of such unpredictable tendencies or dangerously low ability, they shouldn't be used for more than mundane commuting and sometimes not even that. Budget tires from new or little-known manufacturers that receive universally bad reviews are often called this in Great Britain and Australia, yet the term can be used to describe any tire that due to behavior, design, or condition (i.e., bald), are likely to cause a compromise, if not a total loss of control with relatively little provocation.
"Few things would say idiot, much less poseur quite like putting ditchfinders on your sports car."
Ditchfinders by FXnerd November 4, 2012
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Ich Liebe Dich 

It means 'I Love You' in German.
When you say Ich liebe dich to someone...it means you love them.
Ich Liebe Dich by anonymous January 7, 2005

Ventriloquist Discharge 

Verb: pretending that you're having an orgasm by making loud noises with your mouth when nothing is actually coming out.
Billy had ventriloquist discharge since he really didn't want to sleep with Frank. Where do I shit?

Ditchfligger 

A person that spends his/her Saturday afternoons in their sun room while reading Southern Living Magazine accompanied by a warm bowl of hummus and toasty pita chips
You: Man, I need a girl-friend

Your little Indian friend: Why?

You: Cuz i'ma Ditchfligger

Your little Indian friend: True shit dogg.......
Ditchfligger by Dr_J_PhD June 10, 2012

dichlorodifluoromethane 

dichlorodifluoromethane known as r12 or freon 12 was used in household refrigeration air conditioning car air conditioning commercial refrigeration and air conditioning before it was phased out in the 1990s due to concerns of ozone layer destruction and replaced by tetrafluoroethane know as r134a and other ozone safe refrigerants
dude my car air conditioner has dichlorodifluoromethane r12 in it and it cools really well should i upgrade to r134a
no man your car air conditioner was designed for dichlorodifluoromethane your system is not leaking theres no need to upgrade from r12 to r134a r12 is superior to r134a with the best cooling you can get stay with r12 you will be a lot happier

dude i never thought of it that way wow

snitches end up in ditches

A saying from Paul Bettany indicating that snitches, that is, people who spoil things will end up in ditches
Interviewer: Does anyone in this bus die in the Next Avengers
Someone: I-
Paul Bettany: SNITCHES END UP IN DITCHES