Corporate

(of a business or group of individuals) legally recognized as an entity with the authority to act as such.

Like other corporate entities, local governments may cut back on capital expenditures.

by Arminkshipper July 8, 2024

corporate weapon

A slick, savvy individual who possesses the cunning and prowess to navigate the cutthroat world of business. The deadliest tool in the boardroom arsenal.

"Hey, did you hear about Sam? He is like a mad dog off the leash."
"Yeah, I did. I heard he's a corporate weapon."

by TheKillerFish March 25, 2024

CANNALBALIZING CORPORATION

Any corporation after the 365 ACT which is COVID CORONA marketing that is tremendously successful in the RESIDENTIAL AND COMMERCIAL REAL ESTATE INDUSTRY.

Hey ALPHABET/ GOOGLE , all your buildings are so empty as the CANNALBALIZING CORPORATION will stop if we can bring people from the CENTER OF LIFE you created back to the ONFICE. I know the briilliance of the ALPHABET MANAGEMENT has ENVIRONMENTAL AND PECUNIARY INCENTIVES ready to let out of the STARTING GATE as SUNDARAJAN PICHAI is posting this for all to see as LAWERENCE EDWARD PAGE AND SERGEY MIKHOLOVICH BRIN are here to orchestrate this in a thorough manner.

by TAKE BABY STEPS August 24, 2021

Lance corporal esque activities

An activity which is funny enough that the punishment for the activity is worth the comedic value. Typically a military term.

"We will have no lance corporal esque activities tonight"

by TheLocalBiGuy July 11, 2024

Corporate Catfishing

When a person uses an excessively old picture and uses filters too much to hide their actual age in work programs like MS Teams

You see Lisa on the call yesterday? Actually using the filter to look like she isn't 50 years old? She is totally corporate catfishing the team.

by charlie456789 March 22, 2024

Corporate Douchebag

Someone who utilises tactical strike patterns from offensive military strategy within business practices (i.e. Microsoftian Seige Tactics for Patent suppression), in order to fuck over anyone they can get their hands on.

That Corporate Douchebag just sent that Military Organisation to wipe out village that said no to their factory.

by Theirishbarmaid April 23, 2024

Corporate Sickness

The state of being mentally removed and detached from corporate business culture, and general disgust from the
overconsumption of business buzzwords and acronyms.

After twenty years of meetings, spreadsheets and conferences, I have corporate sickness and am retiring.

by NatureLloyder March 18, 2023