Corporate Criminal

A term used to describe germans who are savage, or very intelligent.

He is a corporate criminal

by Simon Ambrose March 22, 2019

corporate circlejerking

When corporations pretend to compete while actually collaborating to keep prices high, options fake, and innovation dead.

“Dude, these meal deals are all the same.”
“Yeah bro, classic corporate circlejerking.”

by geometrylkj;vzd093520-50 July 11, 2025

million dollar corporation

Describes someone who is amazing.

I'm a fuckn million dollar corporation man!

by ChalooMaloo December 5, 2021

Corporate Kermit

A colloquial term used in corporate settings to describe an individual who takes excessive pleasure in establishing and enforcing overly strict rules for the office. For instance, requiring prior approval to participate in company-sanctioned recreation (e.g., ping pong). Related to: corporate cunt.

Corporate Kermit, during a conference call: Excuse me, Salt Lake office? Please put yourself on mute, I can't hear myself talk over your collective breathing. Thanks.

by JonJacobJingleHeimerSchmidt July 22, 2019

Corporate rock

When a company hires musicians to make rock and roll.
The rock typically sounds like something you'd hear in a 2000s teen's movie or a commercial.

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Guy 1 "Did you hear that music in the commercial?"

Guy 2 "Yeah, it sounded like Corporate rock, I swore I also heard in some shitty teen's movie"

by dghgt October 19, 2023

corporate war

The Great Corporate War has raged since thee conception of fiat. Organizations, governments, associations, companies and corporations all came up out of the woodwork to battle it out in this realm of stocks, bonds, and mutual funds. Cartels, mafias, and every kind of gang live to make money. Banks live to launder it. We live to spend it and put it in the right hands. The cycle of drugs, murder, skulduggery, and straight fuckery go deep, and continue without cease. Cash is king, and gold is queen. The king can be stretched, but the queen is sacred, feel me. If you have a job you're in the game. Nobody's innocent. Every conflict has been funded and back by government and corporate dollars. And that's the beauty of it. The Corporate War has no end in sight, because fiat is a promise and promises are older than money... It's good vs evil, out here in the streets. It's Corporate War, baby.

Example
Person 1: When do I get my sign up bonus...?
Person 2: HAha what?? There is no sign up bonus. Here's a compensation plan. You have a quota to hit this month.
Person 1: Hehe... okay. What if I can't hit these numbers? They seem a little excessive.
Person 2: Excessive? You signed up during Corporate War and you ain't even in your prime yet. We're gonna make you a killing machine-
Person 1: I'm sorry?
Person 2: A closing machine. I'll tell you if you do anything crazy to hit those numbers and jail in the clink, we can help with an advance on your check and post bail..
Person 1: *wtf...*

by el socio October 13, 2018

Corporal Bailey

(Adjective) used to describe someone being a try-hard and just an all around asshole to the public. He/she pulls people over for going 5mph over the limit. Old ladies are not safe either

“I just got pulled over by Corporal Bailey. What a douche bag. He was red in the face because I had a handicap placard hanging from my mirror!”

by buttchicken6969 September 22, 2025