Near mess

Relocating your pet to the floor just in time to avoid a barf-on-the-bed situation

She awakened from her dream just in time to nudge Fifi onto the floor and achieve a near mess.

by TinyCatNavy February 4, 2022

That’s messed up

You use this sentence when your friends talk about their drama, you obviously don’t know what to say so you just say “that’s messed up”

Person 1: my mom and my dad got into an argument and now they’re getting divorced.

Person 2: uh….uhm That’s messed up sorry for that.

by Random person bro October 7, 2021

Mess

Gossip, arguments, or any conflict stirred up to keep people at each other's throat.

Those people down at that lodge like to keep up a lot of mess, that's why I don't go down there.

by Bill Mobley October 18, 2021

gooey mess

The word gooey mess is used for someone that is not strong enough to face challenges or the outside world

On the outside I am indestructible but on the inside I am gooey mess

by Be_nawtie September 12, 2021

Hot Mess

When she is way hot but she is super clumsy

Have you seen that chick Ashley? She's the really hot one that's always getting hurt bc she's so clumsy. I swear she's a hot mess.

by BearCherryPie August 3, 2021

Kay Mess

An alternative way to write or say KMS. To kill oneself or commit suicide.

Person 1: Did you hear about Michael?

Person 2: Yes, that entire situation makes me wanna Kay Mess

by Uraavacado August 30, 2021

hot mutton mess

The typical over 50s female with scraggly hair, overall disheveled appearance, husky voice like she smokes 10 packs a day and that overwhelming air of look-at-me-I'm-a biker-chick persona. The type who will never learn your name if you're ethnic and totters around like a drunk scarecrow, whatever that means.

the pure definition of hot mutton mess are types like Megan or Leigh.

hot mutton mess sounds like a cheap open sandwich you'd buy from a budget food truck but in fact, it actually defines a person.

by ACunny September 10, 2024