Something said by My 3 year old sister right before she saw me eating something, screamed and then poked my eye with a kool aid straw wrapper
"Tell the day, Sissy!: *sees food* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*pokes eye with straw wrapper and hits my computer*
*pokes eye with straw wrapper and hits my computer*
by lampyvista May 01, 2024
by greenseqquoiaocean October 23, 2020
by Lyle s July 30, 2022
Guy1: yo these curls been getting me hoes
Guy2: No they don’t it make you lame
Guy1: bet if I get that girls insta
Guy2: ok bet
*walks up to the baddies asks for they insta and gets it*
Guy1: what I tell you dumb nigga dem curls make me fine
Guy2: No they don’t it make you lame
Guy1: bet if I get that girls insta
Guy2: ok bet
*walks up to the baddies asks for they insta and gets it*
Guy1: what I tell you dumb nigga dem curls make me fine
by cxrlyyboricua October 21, 2020
Person 1: Hey, I know that you slept with my wife!
Person 2: Why are you telling me this?!?
Person 1: It's 'Tell Someone What They Did to Piss You Off' Day
Person 2: Why are you telling me this?!?
Person 1: It's 'Tell Someone What They Did to Piss You Off' Day
by Thisistotallyreal June 06, 2022
Saying, "Let awake dogs tell the truth" makes no more sense than verbally allowing them to fib while snoozing: dogs can't talk in any case, as we all know, and so they could not tell "lies" in any alertness-state --- i.e., whether they are asleep or up and around.
by QuacksO March 21, 2024
The act of boasting to friends about an abnormally lengthy urination, commonly precipitated by over-drinking alcohol or water.
"Woah guys, did you hear that? I was going for like a minute and a half"
"Sit down Jake, you dick - no need to piss and tell".
"Sit down Jake, you dick - no need to piss and tell".
by WillyCravemore June 21, 2018