The most amazing person to walk the planet. Yea sure he can be a bit sexy sometimes but we can look past that to his gorgeous face, he usually like football or surfing and can sometimes enjoy watching his girlfriend play animal crossing series 1 but he really want to watch his girlfriend play series 2, but she doesn’t allow it. He like Roblox and always loses in uno, but god forbid he wins because then he won’t stfu about it. He’s packing a 17 center metreer and doesn’t like being called bro but he does like y9s. He always want to buy people stuff even if they don’t consent and he won’t stfu about it. He’s probably Welsh but in denial about it and always claims to be from England but we can all see right through his little lies. He’s a little milk guzzler and can drink 12 gallons of semi skimmed milk in as little as 2 minutes if you give him the opportunity. He will take any opportunity to suck someone’s toes, particularly his fit girlfriends toes even tho the picture of her toes is 2 fucking years old. If you have a Finn in your life never let him go because he’s probably the best thing that will ever happen to you, even if you don’t want to admit it.
Girl 1 : “I met this perfect guy on Wizz”
Girl 2 : “was his name Finn by any chance?”
Girl 1 : “yea actually, it was”
Girl 2 : *😏*
Girl 2 : “was his name Finn by any chance?”
Girl 1 : “yea actually, it was”
Girl 2 : *😏*
by James the Viking 🙄 April 06, 2023

Some who is cheater that is really bad at manipulating despite doing it all the time. Other characteristics of a Finneas can be; not feeling empathy, lying about being sexually assaulted, lying about going to the mental hospital, saving everyone’s nudes after months possibly even years of them being sent even if it has a current girlfriend, and idolizing Kanye west
by Stray away cat May 09, 2024

by daydawggod November 22, 2021

A sweet and genuine person. He may be slow to open up to you because he is a shy and introverted person, but once you break through people’s preconceptions of him, you’ll see that he is the sweetest and most caring person you could ever meet. If you meet a Finn, befriend him! He’ll be happy that you notice little things, like his smile or the way he holds a pencil. I should know, I have a Finn as a best friend :)
by Ivy Bear May 13, 2020

if your name is finn suszko your a person of considerable size and surface area and has a astronomically small chod that they like to feed it to their sausage dog named cleo. Finn love playing with fat chodes in his mouth and love big booty black women. if your name is finn you are probably unnatural ranga and went through a slim shady era in their lives.
by finnsuszkohater22 December 01, 2022

the most unbelievably annoying russian mafia boss. Has like 4 friends and needs some sleep. Hates school
by Finn_<33 September 22, 2021
